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Posted on 11/25/08 at 4:42 am to SuperFan
Hmmmmmmm, cant drink in Tiger Stadium, cant smoke?? Can you fart? Is this legal? Sounds like being at church or something. 
Posted on 11/25/08 at 5:10 am to heartbreakTiger
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beat him down in front of his retarded looking kid.
funniest post of the thread
Posted on 11/25/08 at 6:47 am to SuperFan
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I've often thought to myself after games maybe I was too loud and boistrous - but this prick nor anyone else sitting around us has never complained in the past. Its apparently been building up for three years and instead of confronting me about it like a man and saying "You know maybe you're a little too loud" he calls out the cops.
That's alright - next year he'll know what loud is. I'm going to make sure I sit directly behind this prick at every game. He said he's had those seats 39 years - if I can help it I'm going to make his 40th his last.
I am laughing at all you drunken assholes.
note - laughing AT - not WITH.
You are all a bunch of stupid crybabies. You are low-life scum.
Who told you that YOUR purchase of a ticket allows you to be physically abusive, unimaginably disrespectful, and disrupt the enjoyment of OTHERs who alse purchased a ticket to see the game?
Why do you think YOU have the right to trample all over other peoples rights just because you are a stupid drunken frickwad?
WHY don't you just find a park bench somewhere, drink your shite and lay down with a radio. You can get up and yell your head off - you can piss in your pants - you can puke all over yourself and have a HELL of a 'good time' - you can pass out and have people walk around you on the sidewalk admiring your image.
You can be a real hero - to the other bums drunken in the street.
HINT to all you drunkens shitfaces - people who DON'T enjoy getting themselves plaster in public are NOT amused by all the creative and funny things you drunken assholes THINK are creative and funny.
SOME of us just want to watch a damned football game without some wet-behind-the-ears drunken a-hole spilling booze, coke, puke, spit, piss on our clothes.
NOW - get your arse grown up - or stay in your damned frat house with your other drunken buddies.
Stay out of public until you can learn to control yourselves.
Posted on 11/25/08 at 6:58 am to SuperFan
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Why is there always that very tiny but vocal minority of "Tiger Fans" who apparently have yet to realize that practically everyone in Tiger Stadium is either a) hammered out of their minds or b) would be hammered out of their minds if they didn't have to drive and/or didn't have their kids with them and/or used to get hammered out of their minds but are too old to handle the booze anymore?
Listen up you pimple-faced punk -
You need to change your name to SuperASSHOLE.
You are a real loser IF you are anything at all like the posts you have delivered to our board.
Drunken idiots are one thing - but those who are PROUD of being a drunken idiot are the ones I'd like to see drowning in thier own piss and puke.
I think I will start wearing a 'tweed jacket' in the hopes you will cross my path and start something.
You are a stupid shite-face pimple on the a-hole of the universe.
Posted on 11/25/08 at 7:02 am to SuperFan
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You're an example of the douchebag prick sitting in front of us with extremely poor conflict resolution skills.
I'd love to introduce you to real conflict resolution skills - you puny butt nugget.
Posted on 11/25/08 at 7:05 am to SuperFan
SuperFan, you're stupid.
Posted on 11/25/08 at 7:07 am to WampusCat56
I've been going to games since 1982 and have never been thrown out.
Closest I came was a few years ago. I was down at field level taking pictures and, out of habit, lit up a cigarette right down there at field level. Mr. Sheriff didn't take to kindly to it, so he grabbed me by the collar and dragged me to the concourses (this was a HUGE mofo, so I dared not resist). Anyway, I admitted to being an idiot and he told me not to do it again.
I always figured that if I was hammered at gametime and wanted to raise hell, I go to the student section. They usually get a kick out of the old drunk fat guy who is sure that he could play football better than Lafell or coach better than Les. Which leads me to this....
Drunk frat guy: What are you doing in the student section? You must be 40 or something!!!!
Me: You know what that means?
DFG: No. What?
Me: It means that I've had more trim in the last 5 years than you've had in your entire life. (I considered saying something about being old enough to have sex with his mother, but, that would be a little out of bounds...)
DFG's Friend: Burn!
DFG: (Laughter followed by a high five)
Crowd around me: (Uproarious laughter/high fives)
Closest I came was a few years ago. I was down at field level taking pictures and, out of habit, lit up a cigarette right down there at field level. Mr. Sheriff didn't take to kindly to it, so he grabbed me by the collar and dragged me to the concourses (this was a HUGE mofo, so I dared not resist). Anyway, I admitted to being an idiot and he told me not to do it again.
I always figured that if I was hammered at gametime and wanted to raise hell, I go to the student section. They usually get a kick out of the old drunk fat guy who is sure that he could play football better than Lafell or coach better than Les.
Which leads me to this.... Drunk frat guy: What are you doing in the student section? You must be 40 or something!!!!
Me: You know what that means?
DFG: No. What?
Me: It means that I've had more trim in the last 5 years than you've had in your entire life. (I considered saying something about being old enough to have sex with his mother, but, that would be a little out of bounds...
) DFG's Friend: Burn!
DFG: (Laughter followed by a high five)
Crowd around me: (Uproarious laughter/high fives)
This post was edited on 11/25/08 at 7:14 am
Posted on 11/25/08 at 7:15 am to LuckySo-n-So
Next year, I am going to find everyone in Tiger Stadium wearing a tweed jacket and personally call the cops on everyone sitting withing three seats of him for having 'a flask of jack' in their socks, or something.
It would be great to get all the drunken piss-pants out of the stadium for a game or two.
My advice - drink it if you can handle it and nobody cares.
BUT as soon as the alcohol takes charge of your senses and you fail to understand that there are OTHERs there who just want to enjoy an LSU football game in their own way - and who are NOT amused at pimple-faced drunken assclowns - then you need to get the hell out until you grow up.
It would be great to get all the drunken piss-pants out of the stadium for a game or two.
My advice - drink it if you can handle it and nobody cares.
BUT as soon as the alcohol takes charge of your senses and you fail to understand that there are OTHERs there who just want to enjoy an LSU football game in their own way - and who are NOT amused at pimple-faced drunken assclowns - then you need to get the hell out until you grow up.
Posted on 11/25/08 at 7:31 am to SuperFan
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Who here has been ejected from Tiger Stadium?
<--------But not for being drunk (which I was, of course).
I was on the top row of the north endzone, leaning against the wall, eating peanuts, and soaking in the glory of Tiger football. I see 2 sheriff deputies and a marshall waaay down below, looking up in my direction and moving towards our section. As they get closer I start looking to the left and right, trying to find the fight...I could tell somebody was about to be thrown out. One deputy comes straight up to me and says "let's go", and grabs my elbow. Now I'm seriously WTFing and told him so. He says,"you were throwing stuff over the wall".
I said,"I'M EATING PEANUTS!! LOOK!!" and proceeded to pull a handfull out of my pocket to bolster my argument.
So never mind that I was helping the TS maintenance crew by not scattering my peanut shells all over the floor of the stadium, never mind that I was doing my part for the environment by mulching the Live Oaks at the north end of the stadium.
I got thrown out of Tiger Stadium for unlawful jettisoning of peanut husks.
Posted on 11/25/08 at 7:56 am to LuckySo-n-So
wampus seems a bit uptight....chill, bro
Posted on 11/25/08 at 8:04 am to WampusCat56
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I am laughing at all you drunken assholes.
note - laughing AT - not WITH.
You are all a bunch of stupid crybabies. You are low-life scum.
Who told you that YOUR purchase of a ticket allows you to be physically abusive, unimaginably disrespectful, and disrupt the enjoyment of OTHERs who alse purchased a ticket to see the game?
Why do you think YOU have the right to trample all over other peoples rights just because you are a stupid drunken frickwad?
WHY don't you just find a park bench somewhere, drink your shite and lay down with a radio. You can get up and yell your head off - you can piss in your pants - you can puke all over yourself and have a HELL of a 'good time' - you can pass out and have people walk around you on the sidewalk admiring your image.
You can be a real hero - to the other bums drunken in the street.
HINT to all you drunkens shitfaces - people who DON'T enjoy getting themselves plaster in public are NOT amused by all the creative and funny things you drunken assholes THINK are creative and funny.
SOME of us just want to watch a damned football game without some wet-behind-the-ears drunken a-hole spilling booze, coke, puke, spit, piss on our clothes.
NOW - get your arse grown up - or stay in your damned frat house with your other drunken buddies.
Stay out of public until you can learn to control yourselves.
Posted on 11/25/08 at 8:07 am to WampusCat56
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Listen up you pimple-faced punk -
You need to change your name to SuperASSHOLE.
Posted on 11/25/08 at 8:08 am to ChoupiqueSacalait
Sounds like everyone who has a story of getting kicked out deserved it except for the person that went to the 1st aid.
I think I'll start wearing tweed to games also in the hopes SuperAsshole actually has the guts to tell me something to my face.
And if I reading it right you are a SuperAsshole for being an obnoxious arse to the season ticket holders around you and you not even paying for a ticket... I'm thinking the person who gives you the ticket deserves to lose them for giving them to such a SuperAsshole as yourself.
Edit: SuperAsshole instead of SuperDipshit
I think I'll start wearing tweed to games also in the hopes SuperAsshole actually has the guts to tell me something to my face.
And if I reading it right you are a SuperAsshole for being an obnoxious arse to the season ticket holders around you and you not even paying for a ticket... I'm thinking the person who gives you the ticket deserves to lose them for giving them to such a SuperAsshole as yourself.
Edit: SuperAsshole instead of SuperDipshit
This post was edited on 11/25/08 at 8:11 am
Posted on 11/25/08 at 8:49 am to Zephyrius
I got removed from the handicap section at the Ole Miss game when the arse marshall saw me making a brown drink. He asked me to leave, so I grabbed my flask to take off. He thought this was being uncooperative, so he grabbed a sheriff deputy.
The deputy walked me inside the portal and told me that the marshall was an a-hole trying to get his rocks off. He found me another seat next to a hot chick--much better than than before which was next to an old dude in a diaper.
Usually I dog on cops, but this one was looking out for me.
The deputy walked me inside the portal and told me that the marshall was an a-hole trying to get his rocks off. He found me another seat next to a hot chick--much better than than before which was next to an old dude in a diaper.
Usually I dog on cops, but this one was looking out for me.
Posted on 11/29/08 at 2:08 pm to SuperFan
+1
Posted on 11/29/08 at 2:09 pm to Zephyrius
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Sounds like everyone who has a story of getting kicked out deserved it except for the person that went to the 1st aid.
Its good we have you to determine this, you are the Judge of All Mankind.
Posted on 11/29/08 at 2:50 pm to HusseinTiger
My grandpa got kicked out of two games in his 70's for refuising to sit. He says in his day fans stood and cheered his team. When my uncle played for LSU in the 80's(sat the bench but still) he started making signs and running around the North endzone like an old cheerleader. He is very loud and has been thrown out of the P-Mac for being too loud at games. Thing is he doesn't drink, he just want to stand and watch his game.
I bought my Saints tickets in the highest row of the dome and my hornets tickets in the last row of the bowl so I could stand and cheer as loud as I want. For LSU games I too have to sit, it really makes me miss the student section.
I bought my Saints tickets in the highest row of the dome and my hornets tickets in the last row of the bowl so I could stand and cheer as loud as I want. For LSU games I too have to sit, it really makes me miss the student section.
Posted on 11/29/08 at 3:47 pm to Napoleon
Not a kickout story but a fine example of moronic law enforcement.
In either 96 or 97, don't remember which game, but I was in the student section behind where the band used to be and a couple of drunk guys managed to get into a scuffle. Now the EBR guys promptly responded, rightfully so, but for some reason the 5-6 of them couldn't handle these two drunk bastards. So some really bright EBR deputy proceeds to mace the bastards big time in a breezy stadium. It looked like a bomb went off in the area, about 40-50 innocent bystanders were immediately laid out, sick as dogs from the mace. A fine example of EBR law enforcement.
In either 96 or 97, don't remember which game, but I was in the student section behind where the band used to be and a couple of drunk guys managed to get into a scuffle. Now the EBR guys promptly responded, rightfully so, but for some reason the 5-6 of them couldn't handle these two drunk bastards. So some really bright EBR deputy proceeds to mace the bastards big time in a breezy stadium. It looked like a bomb went off in the area, about 40-50 innocent bystanders were immediately laid out, sick as dogs from the mace. A fine example of EBR law enforcement.
Posted on 12/11/08 at 9:31 pm to Zephyrius
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Sounds like everyone who has a story of getting kicked out deserved it except for the person that went to the 1st aid.
Who the F are you?
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And if I reading it right you are a SuperAsshole for being an obnoxious arse to the season ticket holders around you
I don't really see what's obnoxious about watching a football game.
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