re: Who here has been ejected from Tiger Stadium?

pretty good stories in here. I feel the need to tell this one...

I sat in section 614 for this game. The guy in front of me pulls out a pint of vodka and proceeds to make a drink without attempting to conceal it. The marshalls saw him and immediately called him over. They took his bottle and let him go back to his seat. No harm, no foul! thought I should mention that there are some people that aren't complete dicks!!!

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The marshalls saw him and immediately called him over. They took his bottle and let him go back to his seat.

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Cool arse marshalls if you ask me for not throwing him out like they did us. The way I figure - it is my obligation to be discreet about my drinking, not flashing the bottle around - there are children there after all - and even the cool cops who don't mind you drinking have to do something about it if its in front of their face. We only got caught because douchebag in front of us complained and the cops came looking under our seats.

Yeah, I'm sure that's all you did.

You are an example of why I quit going to LSU football games.

I assume you know that this thread proves what a douche you are, right?

This is a great thread and I have to add my story about assholes "telling" on others. This happened on saturday.

I am using the pisser during the middle of the 1st quarter. Not very many people in there and as I usually do in the pisser, I fire up a cig and attempt to suck it down. I got to talking with another guy who was pissing next to me who happend to be smoking one himself. We were done urinating and stepped into the corner of the restroom and we were finishing our smoke and our small talk conversation.

Now, I know I know, there is no smoking in Tiger stadium and there is also no designated smoking area either. You got to smoke them when you can and I usually do so in the restroom.

So me and a fellow fan step into the corner and just as soon as we do (maybe 2 drags into our smoke) this guy walks up to us and says in his douchbag voice "you know, you can drink all you want in tiger stadium but there is no smoking anywhere in tiger stadium" We say ok thanks sir and continue our conversation. Now this douchbag didnt work there, he wasnt a ticket taker or usher or 1st aid rep or concession worker or rent a cop or sherriff. He was just a fan, a douchebag fan at that.

I understand he might not like cig smoke and thats fine. Yea sure I shouldnt smoke in there but it is what it is. If the smoke bothers you just get the frick out of the restroom as fast as you can and despite what they might tell you on tv, your not going to immediately drop dead from inhaling a little second hand smoke!

So the guy with me is in his mid 40's and looks as if he just left a banking meeting. Button up long sleeve polo shirt, slacks ext ext. Literally looks as if he left an executive meeting on his way to the game. I describe his look so you can get an impression of this guy because of what happens next. Also, if my drunk fat arse had said this it wouldnt have been so funny but my Mr. Banker buddy.

Back to the story, douchebag says we need to put out our cigs and we say ok thanks. He then says "I mean now!" We say "chill out man we are about to just get back to your seats" Douchebag says "If you 2 are not going to put them out im going to go get the sherriff. What are you going to think when I do that?" LOLOLOL Mr. Banker looks at him and in the most calm voice says "What are you going to think if I punch you in the mouth!" Douchebag walks out quickly and I spit my drink all over the place laughing. Funniest shite I have ever heard someone say. We didnt get thrown out but the story goes hand in hand with most stories in the thread, people worrying about others and not themselves.

Thats all

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You must be the prick who was sitting in front of us. Only explanation.

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So, you can't read, I see.

I quit going to LSU football games because the last time I was at one, I cold-cocked a pussy just like you. Afterwards, he got taken off by the sheriff's deputies. I got a high-five from one of them.

But, it's just not worth it, whinner. Alcohol addicts like you never consider that others want to watch the game.

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I quit going to LSU football games

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GOOD. NOW SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE frick UP a-hole. IF YOU DON'T LIKE DRINKERS YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN TIGER STADIUM. GO TO frickING CHURCH INSTEAD.

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That is why I bought season tickets in the Stadium Club. Last year, I probably had 8 drinks all year. Just this week I had 8 Crown and Cokes and then was standing there drunk talking to a trooper about the game. He just told me to drive carefully when I left.

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Jeez. So if you have the bucks to pay for it - you more or less get congratulated for drinking it - if you don't, then I guess you're supposed to be sober. Well hey - more power to you. The more you drink the louder you can yell.

YOU SIR ARE A TURD

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I had to pay $200 and do a pre-trial intervention which included attending an alcohal abuse class.

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I think you forgot to tell everyone you were under 21 at the time