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re: What will happen when Chad Jones and Tim Tebow

Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:23 am to
Posted by Larry
Collierville, TN
Member since Jul 2004
5497 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:23 am to
Chad Jones will attempt an arm tackle as Tebow runs for 30 yds
Posted by Tellem
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
1086 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:23 am to
i wanna see PATRICK PETERSON hit TEBOW
Posted by ForeLSU
The Corner of Sanity and Madness
Member since Sep 2003
41525 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:25 am to
the thing is though, Tebow is extremely tough to get a hit on because he moves so well in close traffic, he's never really in space much. the ways he can get 10 yards weaving through a crowd is pretty amazing
Posted by Tiger_n_ATL
Ft. Lauderdale
Member since Jul 2005
33264 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:29 am to
quote:

What will happen when Chad Jones and Tim Tebow collide
Chad will forget to wrap up.
Posted by URmomsBF
WHO DAT NATION
Member since Oct 2007
480 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:30 am to
tebow will poop, cry and ejaculate "all at the same time" then urban will rush out to the field to hold his hand and clean up his mess, while les miles just opens a beer and poors one out for his fallin homies
Posted by DEG
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2009
10750 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:32 am to
Why does Chad Jones have a reputation as a hard hitter? I can't recall one big shot on anyone. The JPW hit/fumble wasn't even that hard.
Posted by Glock17
Member since Oct 2007
23023 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:33 am to
Chad will throw that wicked slider of his and Strike out Tebow
This post was edited on 9/15/09 at 11:35 am
Posted by MarlinMan
BSL
Member since Sep 2007
2547 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:35 am to
too bad al woods couldnt sack him and land all his weight on his throwing shoulder in the first series...knocking him out.....

Posted by TigerWilson88
West Monroe
Member since Jul 2008
1948 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:40 am to
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They annihilate each other, releasing a relatively large quantity of energy

Does this mean they are going to fart on each other?
Posted by TurboDogTiger
Triangle, NC
Member since Feb 2007
830 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:40 am to
quote:

Chad will forget to wrap up.



this
Posted by TexasSinger
Front Row
Member since Feb 2006
4517 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:40 am to
Tebones
Posted by epbart
new york city
Member since Mar 2005
3186 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:41 am to
quote:

Tebow may try to circumcise him




I didn't see that one coming. I saw the 'Chad Jones will miss the tackle' type replies coming, but not this one... I'm sure Tebow would be very nurturing afterwards, though.
Posted by tigermoney
Member since Oct 2008
366 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:44 am to
could not agree more; i've never seen chad hit anyone hard
Posted by LSUBCSCHAMPS11
Member since Jan 2009
2003 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:45 am to
Jones will get his head taken off if he doesnt step it up
Posted by Thomas the Tiger
Member since Jan 2009
1311 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:49 am to
quote:

so Chad will finally actually hit someone?


he made a nice open field tackle to force a punting situation last game, thats big imo, maybe hes not the superstar everyone expected, that remains to be seen imo, but im glad we have him on both of our teams, odd fanbase, kiss a guys arse all summer, and all the way up to game 1 in football, then basically say hes now a pussy who will be manhandled by all teams, thats just fcking dumb
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
8139 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:49 am to
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They annihilate each other, releasing a relatively large quantity of energy, which can be calculated using the formula e=mc2, where e is the released energy in joules, m is the mass of the particles in kilograms, and c is the speed of light in meters per second.



As a physicist I can tell you that this is roughly 30 times the energy released by the entire US nuclear arsenal.

quote:

the world as we know it will end


See above.

quote:

wow. will the black obelisk from '2001' appear?


No.

quote:

A black hole will form


Still not a high enough energy density. Perhaps if they were travelling near the speed of light.

Posted by Tiger_n_ATL
Ft. Lauderdale
Member since Jul 2005
33264 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:54 am to
quote:

he made a nice open field tackle to force a punting situation last game, thats big imo, maybe hes not the superstar everyone expected, that remains to be seen imo, but im glad we have him on both of our teams, odd fanbase, kiss a guys arse all summer, and all the way up to game 1 in football, then basically say hes now a pussy who will be manhandled by all teams, thats just fcking dumb
take a step back from the computer, and exhale. If you would read more closely you would see that most of the smart arse remarks are just made in fun and people being sarcastic. Don't take everything so seriously.
Posted by LSUthrilla
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
2099 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:55 am to
a diamond will be formed
Posted by TigerWilson88
West Monroe
Member since Jul 2008
1948 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 11:58 am to
quote:

a diamond will be formed
I in who's anus
Posted by LSUthrilla
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
2099 posts
Posted on 9/15/09 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

I in who's anus


Chad Jones of course!
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