What kind of corn dog LSU fan names his parakeet Moses?

In Tuscaloosa, an LSU fan moved in the Tide’s neighborhood and immediately began putting up LSU signs everywhere including SEC West Champs, Tide Chumps. It evidently became too much for one Bama fan who decided to rob the guy of all his silverware to teach him a lesson. After the Bama fan broke in started to remove the silver then he heard a voice say “Jesus is not going to like that”. And the the voice repeated it. The man looked up a saw a parakeet perched up. The man then asked “Who are you?” The parakeet replied “My name is Moses” The Bama fan laughed at the notion and said mockingly, “What kind of corn dog LSU fan names his parakeet Moses? The parakeet replied, “The same one that names his Rottweiler’Jesus’ LOL