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Virgin post...so be easy...
Posted on 12/4/11 at 7:46 pm
Posted on 12/4/11 at 7:46 pm
I have been paying a hundred dollars a year at a Tiger site but I am tired of the constant complaining. I will continue to pay to read the player updates and game analysis but the forum here at Tiger Droppings seems much more dynamic...so, here I go with my virgin post.
There were many great moments this year but the moment that epitomized what "that's what we do" means, as Tyrann Mathieu said via lip synch after Tharold Simon's interception, was the LSU drive from the 5 yard line followed by the defensive series directly thereafter.
LSU was pinned down on it's own five and the bruising-domination-annihilation-beatdown-of-your-will of the LSU offensive line and running backs took over. Hilliard for 18 yards -- POP...Hilliard for 13 yards -- SMASH..Hilliard for Hilliard for 16 yards -- BOOYAH...Blue for 48 yards -- BOOM...TOUCHDOWN (Butts on the Georgia sideline were squeezing but not hurting yet). Then Georgia has to spread it out and hope for an Oregon-like-reincarnation-of-miracles-and-6-minutes-of-points-from-heaven...but...Claiborne intercepts and rambles over 40 yards -- TOUCHDOWN...SLAP...now we got BUTTHURT!!!!!
To reiterate what Tyrann said -- THAT'S JUST WHAT WE DO!!! Been doing it all year like no team I have ever seen. That span of 3 minutes is a microcosm of the whole season of this "damn strong football team". The whiners from Arkansas, Mississippi, Georgia, Florida, and Alabama should fill out this form so LSU can be banned from "doing what we do" (not an original but merely revised a popular web report).
Name of Butthurtor: The Entire 2011 LSU Fighting Tiger Football Team
Name of Butthurtee: ________________________________________
Date and time that you experienced butthurt: (YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM) ______-___-___ ___:___
PLEASE DESCRIBE THE NATURE OF THE BUTTHURT. (Check all that apply)
? Rude Players.
? The “Honey Badger”.
? Running backs are too big and too fast.
? Too many big boys playing against the little boys on opposing team.
? Speed is against the law.
? Domination is not fair.
? Other (Please specify.) _________________________________
PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE INCIDENT OF BUTTHURT
? Many fans have to eat road-kill crow because of domination with the speed, the bigness, and the bruising after talking smack for a week.
? The opposing team players have no man-hood left after 60 minutes of butthurt activity.
? LSU invoked Bad childhood memories of getting beat up by bullies on the school ground.
? LSU beatdown hurt the opposing coaches feelings (reference Bobby Petrino).
? Opposing team made a mistake to even show up for the game.
? Opposing team has P-envy and lives in sin being so covetous of LSU coach
? LSU golden girls were more entertaining than opposing football team.
? Other (Please describe. Please attach another sheet as necessary.) ____________________________________________________________
(Y) (N) Were tears produced?
(Y) (N) Was there permanent mental scarring from the butthurt?
(Y) (N) Was there any loss of sleep from the butthurt?
(Y) (N) Did you miss consume excess amounts of alcohol because of the butthurt?
(Y) (N) Were you forced to employ a Coping Mechanism, such as “woo-sahing”, praying or counting to ten?
(Y) (N) Were there emergency phone calls or text/emails/blog messages that blamed the refs for letting the beatdown continue?
(Y) (N) Did you get migraines from thinking about “see you next year” Butthurt Rebuttals on Rivals Main Board?
PLEASE RECOMMEND ACTIONS TAKEN THE LSU TEAM WHO CAUSE THE BUTTHURT.
? LSU is a big meanie of a team who should be tormented until they learn that they should not hit so hard.
? LSU football team deserves to be hunted down like a wild tiger on the loose and put to sleep.
? LSU Tigers and their spawn deserve to be rounded up and herded into Butthurt prison to see what it feels like.
? The SEC should pass laws to punish teams that play domination football like LSU.
? LSU should be kicked out of SEC, because they shouldn’t be allowed to embarrass other teams like that.
? All of the above.
DID YOU TAKE ANY ACTIONS YOURSELF REGARDING THE BUTTHURT?
? I stayed off of all blogs and forums to not have my butt hurt anymore with facts, reality and truth.
? I reported them to a higher power.
? I sent an incoherent flame to the SEC commissioners office.
? I bought a stuffed tiger did nasty/unspeakable things with/to it.
? I realized that LSU is simply the baddest team to put a butt hurting on my team in a long time.
There were many great moments this year but the moment that epitomized what "that's what we do" means, as Tyrann Mathieu said via lip synch after Tharold Simon's interception, was the LSU drive from the 5 yard line followed by the defensive series directly thereafter.
LSU was pinned down on it's own five and the bruising-domination-annihilation-beatdown-of-your-will of the LSU offensive line and running backs took over. Hilliard for 18 yards -- POP...Hilliard for 13 yards -- SMASH..Hilliard for Hilliard for 16 yards -- BOOYAH...Blue for 48 yards -- BOOM...TOUCHDOWN (Butts on the Georgia sideline were squeezing but not hurting yet). Then Georgia has to spread it out and hope for an Oregon-like-reincarnation-of-miracles-and-6-minutes-of-points-from-heaven...but...Claiborne intercepts and rambles over 40 yards -- TOUCHDOWN...SLAP...now we got BUTTHURT!!!!!
To reiterate what Tyrann said -- THAT'S JUST WHAT WE DO!!! Been doing it all year like no team I have ever seen. That span of 3 minutes is a microcosm of the whole season of this "damn strong football team". The whiners from Arkansas, Mississippi, Georgia, Florida, and Alabama should fill out this form so LSU can be banned from "doing what we do" (not an original but merely revised a popular web report).
Name of Butthurtor: The Entire 2011 LSU Fighting Tiger Football Team
Name of Butthurtee: ________________________________________
Date and time that you experienced butthurt: (YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM) ______-___-___ ___:___
PLEASE DESCRIBE THE NATURE OF THE BUTTHURT. (Check all that apply)
? Rude Players.
? The “Honey Badger”.
? Running backs are too big and too fast.
? Too many big boys playing against the little boys on opposing team.
? Speed is against the law.
? Domination is not fair.
? Other (Please specify.) _________________________________
PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE INCIDENT OF BUTTHURT
? Many fans have to eat road-kill crow because of domination with the speed, the bigness, and the bruising after talking smack for a week.
? The opposing team players have no man-hood left after 60 minutes of butthurt activity.
? LSU invoked Bad childhood memories of getting beat up by bullies on the school ground.
? LSU beatdown hurt the opposing coaches feelings (reference Bobby Petrino).
? Opposing team made a mistake to even show up for the game.
? Opposing team has P-envy and lives in sin being so covetous of LSU coach
? LSU golden girls were more entertaining than opposing football team.
? Other (Please describe. Please attach another sheet as necessary.) ____________________________________________________________
(Y) (N) Were tears produced?
(Y) (N) Was there permanent mental scarring from the butthurt?
(Y) (N) Was there any loss of sleep from the butthurt?
(Y) (N) Did you miss consume excess amounts of alcohol because of the butthurt?
(Y) (N) Were you forced to employ a Coping Mechanism, such as “woo-sahing”, praying or counting to ten?
(Y) (N) Were there emergency phone calls or text/emails/blog messages that blamed the refs for letting the beatdown continue?
(Y) (N) Did you get migraines from thinking about “see you next year” Butthurt Rebuttals on Rivals Main Board?
PLEASE RECOMMEND ACTIONS TAKEN THE LSU TEAM WHO CAUSE THE BUTTHURT.
? LSU is a big meanie of a team who should be tormented until they learn that they should not hit so hard.
? LSU football team deserves to be hunted down like a wild tiger on the loose and put to sleep.
? LSU Tigers and their spawn deserve to be rounded up and herded into Butthurt prison to see what it feels like.
? The SEC should pass laws to punish teams that play domination football like LSU.
? LSU should be kicked out of SEC, because they shouldn’t be allowed to embarrass other teams like that.
? All of the above.
DID YOU TAKE ANY ACTIONS YOURSELF REGARDING THE BUTTHURT?
? I stayed off of all blogs and forums to not have my butt hurt anymore with facts, reality and truth.
? I reported them to a higher power.
? I sent an incoherent flame to the SEC commissioners office.
? I bought a stuffed tiger did nasty/unspeakable things with/to it.
? I realized that LSU is simply the baddest team to put a butt hurting on my team in a long time.
Posted on 12/4/11 at 7:47 pm to rda3rd
Holy shite man, nobody is reading that
Posted on 12/4/11 at 7:48 pm to tigerzballzdeep
Not readiNg that bro...cliff notes...
O yeah....
duck!
O yeah....
duck!
Posted on 12/4/11 at 7:48 pm to tigerzballzdeep
insert didn't read gif
Posted on 12/4/11 at 7:49 pm to rda3rd
[quote]I have been paying a hundred dollars a year at a Tiger site but I am tired of the constant complaining.[/quote
If you came to TD looking for less complaining, you're gonna be disappointed. We breed a special kind (and volume) of stupid here.
If you came to TD looking for less complaining, you're gonna be disappointed. We breed a special kind (and volume) of stupid here.
Posted on 12/4/11 at 7:50 pm to SteveLSU35
I like the one where the guy has the glow sticks.
Posted on 12/4/11 at 7:51 pm to rda3rd
Geez, dude. When does volume 2 come out?
Tldr
Tldr
Posted on 12/4/11 at 7:51 pm to SteveLSU35
Did this guy copy/paste a library book.
I. Hate. Library. Books.
I. Hate. Library. Books.
Posted on 12/4/11 at 7:51 pm to Prof Tiger
Dear virgin poster....
Don't post any threads about JL or JJ.
Enjoy your stay here at the rant.
Don't post any threads about JL or JJ.
Enjoy your stay here at the rant.
Posted on 12/4/11 at 7:52 pm to Prof Tiger
Can't do cliff note posts...sorry, I am philosophy major, preacher's kid who does technical and marketing writing for a living.
Don't mind insults, flames, and general dis-respect...that is a lot more dynamic than complaining.
Don't mind insults, flames, and general dis-respect...that is a lot more dynamic than complaining.
Posted on 12/4/11 at 7:53 pm to NicoBlues
quote:
Did this guy copy/paste a library book.
I think he saved it from the fire at Auburn in 1996.
quote:
I. Hate. Library. Books.
And I think you must have been the a-hole who tried to burn it all down!
Posted on 12/4/11 at 7:57 pm to rda3rd
As a fellow poster who has been known to start threads with long-ish posts, I would recommend that you try to avoid lengthy posts during high-volume events, such as the BCS selection show, National Signing Day, draft days, game days, etc.
Posted on 12/4/11 at 8:03 pm to rda3rd
When did Tolstoy become a rantard?
Posted on 12/4/11 at 8:04 pm to Doc Fenton
Partial to the one with Obama and Hilary dancing myself
Posted on 12/4/11 at 8:04 pm to rda3rd
Way, way, WAY too long to read. No one will read that.
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