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This thread is JORT-TASTIK ! Tebow-Approved & Certified !

Posted on 10/6/10 at 9:44 am
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78736 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 9:44 am
Hide yo chirrens, Gators gonna get all up in yo grill, all up in yo Kool-aid, with that UF JORT-TASTIK-NESS !
It's Gator week baby !

Posted by pfunkTiger
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2009
512 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 10:00 am to
quote:

Hide yo chirrens, Gators gonna get all up in yo grill, all up in yo Kool-aid, with that UF JORT-TASTIK-NESS !
It's Gator week baby !


Thanks Mr. William Faulkner, thought we'd lost authors with real literary prose.

Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78736 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 10:05 am to
William Faulkner was an Ole Miss guy.
No greater insult is possible.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81674 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 10:06 am to
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
22029 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 10:06 am to
pimp, you have to admit that jorts hide stains more than khaki shorts do...
Posted by graychef
Member since Jun 2008
28345 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 10:07 am to
A girl in a jean skirt is making fun of a guy in jean shorts?
Posted by TriumphTiger
Alpharetta, GA
Member since Sep 2007
10186 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 10:09 am to


Posted by Party At LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
10696 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 10:10 am to
Sweet shite, FSU girls are smoking hot.
Posted by mikeymike
BR
Member since Dec 2004
2618 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 10:10 am to
Jorts!!!!!! Awesome!!!!
Posted by just me
Front of the Class: Schooling You
Member since Mar 2006
34489 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 10:10 am to
I honestly didn't think one could fit that much JORT-TASTIK-NESS in one thread, let alone one post.

Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81674 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 10:11 am to
quote:

A girl in a jean skirt is making fun of a guy in jean shorts?


Pretty much, yeah.
Posted by TriumphTiger
Alpharetta, GA
Member since Sep 2007
10186 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 10:11 am to
Not sure what inspired this, but...

Posted by TriumphTiger
Alpharetta, GA
Member since Sep 2007
10186 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 10:12 am to
This post was edited on 10/6/10 at 10:15 am
Posted by BlueCrab
North of Last Island
Member since Sep 2006
7143 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 10:13 am to
quote:

you have to admit that jorts hide stains more than khaki shorts do...

And, they go with everything.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
11884 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 10:14 am to
WTF do I care what kind of shorts someone else is wearing?
Some of you people are WAAAAY too interested in what other dudes are wearing.
Posted by LSU Fan Stuck in MS
Madison, MS
Member since Oct 2007
254 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 10:15 am to
I really don't think LSU fans can make fun of very many other fans fashion trends. We have a pretty big Jort contention as well.
Posted by DBG
vermont
Member since May 2004
71860 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 10:15 am to
Jorts and jean skirts for chicks are 100% acceptable
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
61980 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 10:16 am to
quote:

A girl in a jean skirt is making fun of a guy in jean shorts?



hot chicks (ot 7 or higher) can wear jean dresses or really short jean shorts. guys never
Posted by TriumphTiger
Alpharetta, GA
Member since Sep 2007
10186 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 10:16 am to
quote:

WTF do I care what kind of shorts someone else is wearing?
Some of you people are WAAAAY too interested in what other dudes are wearing.


I think this is kinda like the corndog thing. It's stupid, but has taken on a life of its own.
Posted by LSU GrandDad
houston, texas
Member since Jun 2009
21564 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 10:16 am to
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thought we'd lost authors with real literary prose.


the pimp returneth! his exuberence and enthusiasm requires license with the language.
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