re: Things you've destroyed over a LSU game?

A relationship bc she didn't see what the big deal was, it's just a game. It caused several big fights in 2008.

Also, my gpa. It didn't destroy it but it did bump it down some.

My liver.

Where to even begin answering? Most of these events occurred years and years ago, in a galaxy far far away, but I have demolished or damaged (either in anger or jubilation) the following items as a direct result of LSU football games:

Silverware
Dishes
Remote Controls
Drinking glasses of every genus (steins, snifters, tumblers, pints, shots, mugs, party cups, etc.)
Shirts
Tents
Televisions
Computers
Plaster walls
Hollow wooden doors
Cabinets
Trash cans
Cell phones (my own)
Footballs
Barbecues/Grills
Shelving units
Romantic relationships
Shoes
Flasks
Ponchos
Innumerable ticket stubs
Bones (always my own)
Domestic tranquility
Sofas (and accompanying pillows)
Certain foresaken, flimsy components of my favorite bar
Taxi cabs
Bleachers
Coffee tables

I'm sure there are more. I was young and foolish.

This would be more of a positive sort of destruction. I was sitting my chair in my living room when LSU played Miami in the 1996 baseball title game. I had an 8 ft. ceiling When Morris hit "The" home run I bounded from my chair, fist clinched, arms stright up and put both fists through the ceiling. No bones were broken.

I bought an LSU-Georgia match-up t-shirt at TS the week before we played Georgia in 1998. I was home watching this game when we lost by one point. I ripped that shirt in two right off my back. My wife found it in the trash the next morning and was WTH?

I never buy these type shirts anymore out of superstition.

My living room doesn't have a coffee table ever since the Bama game last year.

remote 2 years ago...bama game,cell phones,wall,and a door

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I kicked about 5 dents, some of them pretty large, in my car after the 08 loss to Ole Miss. I will post some pics later so you can see how bad it was

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I shattered my truck window after watching the meltdown that was Tenn '05. I literally walked outside my apartment and threw a rock through my passenger side window.

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My dad about drowned our dog in a lake close to our house during the late 3rd quarter of the 2007 Bama game

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the frick?

my dignity