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re: The Official Aggie Jokes Thread
Posted on 10/16/12 at 10:10 pm to TXGunslinger10
Posted on 10/16/12 at 10:10 pm to TXGunslinger10
Two Aggies were talking on a street corner in College Station when the first one says "Hey, Neat bike! Where'd ya get it?" and the other one says "Man, I was standing right here yesterday minding my own business when the most beautiful girl in the world rode up on this bike, hopped off, took all her clothes off, and said Take what you want big boy!" The other one replied "Good choice! I dont think her clothes would have fit you..."
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Posted on 10/17/12 at 3:09 pm to TXGunslinger10
Why don't Aggies make good pharmacists?
They have trouble getting those little bottles in the typewriter . . .
They have trouble getting those little bottles in the typewriter . . .
Posted on 10/17/12 at 3:42 pm to mike'sgurl
Posted on 10/17/12 at 3:54 pm to Kajungee
An Aggie and an LSU fan were in the same bathroom, finishing up their business at about the same time. The LSU fan starts to walk out, and the Aggie says "son, at Texas A and M, they teach us to practice good hygeine, and insist that we wash our hands after taking a crap".
The LSU fans says "son, at LSU, we don't shite all over our hands".
The LSU fans says "son, at LSU, we don't shite all over our hands".
Posted on 10/18/12 at 9:59 am to TigerTreyjpg
That's pretty sick Chubbs. 
Posted on 10/18/12 at 10:08 am to MSWebfoot
quote:
"man the water's cold." LSU grad says, "yeah it's deep too."
Richard pryor joke
Posted on 10/18/12 at 10:13 am to StayGoldPB
What do you call a group of aggies circle jerking around a mason jar?
Tradition
Tradition
Posted on 10/19/12 at 8:33 am to L S Usetheforce
Final Day Bump
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:38 am to TXGunslinger10
Why doesn't the A&M football team have ice water on the sidelines during games?
They lost the recipe
How do you know when an Aggie has been working on a personal computer?
There's white out on the screen,
They lost the recipe
How do you know when an Aggie has been working on a personal computer?
There's white out on the screen,
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:41 am to TurDuken
Aggies were driving down I-10 to a game in BR when a sign up ahead said LSU Left
so the Ags turned around and went home
so the Ags turned around and went home
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:46 am to stapuffmarshy
How many Aggies does it take to tackle a running back?
Good question, no one knows
Good question, no one knows
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:50 am to Tigerfan56
An aggie comes home from work, walks in to his bedroom to find his wife being railed by a Tiger. He pulls a gun from the closet, cocks it, and puts it to his head. His wife begins laughing hysterically. The aggie says "don't laugh sister, you're next!"
This post was edited on 10/19/12 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:21 pm to Kajungee
Posted on 10/19/12 at 2:08 pm to 777Tiger
Posted on 10/19/12 at 2:21 pm to TXGunslinger10
An Aggie and a baby seal walk into a club...
Posted on 10/19/12 at 2:30 pm to MSWebfoot
quote:
LSU grad and Aggie grad pissing off the boat dock. Aggie grad says "man the water's cold." LSU grad says, "yeah it's deep too."
Posted on 10/19/12 at 2:39 pm to Mr. Hangover
A skeleton was found on the aTm campus last week. Forensic analysis determined it to be the winner of the 1957 aggie hide and go seek tournament.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 2:48 pm to 777Tiger
Two aggie fans hitched a ride in the back of a pickup to Baton Rouge for the game. The truck suddenly drove off the road coming across the Sunshine Bridge crashing into the mississippis river. It was reported that the two aggie fans had drown because they couldnt get the tailgate open.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 2:52 pm to DirtMcGirt13
what'd the baton rouge bartender say to the three A&M fans that walked into his bar??
'GET THE frick OUT OF HERE'
'GET THE frick OUT OF HERE'
Posted on 10/19/12 at 2:52 pm to DirtMcGirt13
What is the difference between an Aggie coed and a brick?
Once you lay a brick it wont follow you around.
Once you lay a brick it wont follow you around.
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