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re: Terrence Cody is so fat......

Posted on 10/4/08 at 3:39 pm to
Posted by los angeles tiger
1,601 miles from Tiger Stadium
Member since Oct 2003
55976 posts
Posted on 10/4/08 at 3:39 pm to
When a Bama girl tried to mount him, she died from frostbite.
Posted by los angeles tiger
1,601 miles from Tiger Stadium
Member since Oct 2003
55976 posts
Posted on 10/4/08 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

after sex he rolles over and smokes a ham.




He's so fat that he was born on the 3rd, 4th and 5th of June.

When he was a child, his mom used to dress him alike.
Posted by Cracking
Northshore
Member since Aug 2006
3517 posts
Posted on 10/4/08 at 3:47 pm to
... his waist size is Saban's salary x Bama's expectations
Posted by LSUTGR69
San Diegeaux
Member since Jul 2004
9934 posts
Posted on 10/4/08 at 3:47 pm to
He is so fat that Crisco has already signed him to a multi-million dollar endorsement deal.
Posted by Papa Steve
New York, NY
Member since Jul 2007
9962 posts
Posted on 10/4/08 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

Terrence Cody is so fat......



When he falls on his back, he cant get up
Posted by sabbertooth
A Distant Planet
Member since Sep 2006
6062 posts
Posted on 10/4/08 at 3:58 pm to
the Bama Boosters decided not to buy a live elephant mascot and got him a costume instead.
Posted by grif82
Member since Aug 2008
8171 posts
Posted on 10/4/08 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

When a Bama girl tried to mount him, she died from frostbite.


got altitude sickness
Posted by LSUTIGERTERD
Les Geaux Kick Some arse!!
Member since Apr 2007
379 posts
Posted on 10/4/08 at 5:00 pm to
He gets a spoon when someone says sugar bowl
Posted by LSUTIGERTERD
Les Geaux Kick Some arse!!
Member since Apr 2007
379 posts
Posted on 10/4/08 at 5:02 pm to
frick a buffalo wing! He eats the whole buffalo
Posted by LSUshad
Member since Sep 2008
16155 posts
Posted on 10/4/08 at 5:02 pm to
He jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Posted by LSUTIGERTERD
Les Geaux Kick Some arse!!
Member since Apr 2007
379 posts
Posted on 10/4/08 at 5:05 pm to
He Will be Big Herman's little Bitch!
Posted by LSUTIGERTERD
Les Geaux Kick Some arse!!
Member since Apr 2007
379 posts
Posted on 10/4/08 at 5:07 pm to
Is Bama's live Mascot!
Posted by maburu2
Member since Mar 2008
4715 posts
Posted on 10/4/08 at 5:38 pm to
Cody is so fat......restaurants across the state stopped giving out free refills.
Cody is so fat......his application to the sumo wrestling federation got rejected.
This post was edited on 10/4/08 at 5:40 pm
Posted by mule74
Watersound Beach
Member since Nov 2004
12541 posts
Posted on 10/4/08 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

Terrence Cody is so fat......


that he'll probably die of sleep amnea before Bama plays LSU.
Posted by eelsuee
2B+!2B
Member since Oct 2004
4539 posts
Posted on 10/4/08 at 6:54 pm to
he is so fat he has smaller fat guys revolving around him

...a crane lifts him into Bryant-Denny because the entrance is too small
Posted by LSUTGR69
San Diegeaux
Member since Jul 2004
9934 posts
Posted on 10/4/08 at 7:25 pm to
He is so fat that he sweats alfredo sauce.


Instead of a blood transfusion they run bacon fat through him!
This post was edited on 10/4/08 at 7:31 pm
Posted by LSUTGR69
San Diegeaux
Member since Jul 2004
9934 posts
Posted on 10/4/08 at 7:28 pm to
He is soooo fat, JPW has to wipe his arse after a dump.
Posted by CROWN N COKE
NELA
Member since Jul 2008
2220 posts
Posted on 10/4/08 at 8:16 pm to
KFC sent him a lifetime achievement award
Posted by LSUshad
Member since Sep 2008
16155 posts
Posted on 10/5/08 at 1:15 am to
...He broke his leg and gravy poured out.
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6536 posts
Posted on 10/5/08 at 1:48 am to
he makes fat people look....not fat!
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