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Something clever/funny this morning
Posted on 1/15/16 at 6:45 am
Posted on 1/15/16 at 6:45 am
After Nick Saban dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows him a little two-bedroom house with a faded Alabama banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, coach," God says happily."Most people don't get their own houses up here." Nick looks at the house, then turns around and looks at one sitting on top of a ...hill. It's a huge, beautiful two-story mansion wit...h white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. LSU flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge LSU banner hangs between the marble columns. "Thanks for the house, God," Nick says. "But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Miles gets a mansion with LSU banners and LSU flags flying all over the place. Why is that?" God looks at him seriously for a moment, then says, "Nick, that's not Miles's house. That's mine."
FYI.....I saw this in a post on FB thought it was pretty good.
FYI.....I saw this in a post on FB thought it was pretty good.
This post was edited on 1/15/16 at 6:47 am
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Posted on 1/15/16 at 6:57 am to JustLSUit
Next time, keep it on FB.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:05 am to JustLSUit
You must be blue haired
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:18 am to JustLSUit
Nothing about this is clever or funny
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:18 am to JustLSUit
You assume he's going to heaven?
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:21 am to JustLSUit
If that's the case why the hell is Nick allowed to beat us 5 in a row??????
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:36 am to JustLSUit
Man, I've been hearing versions of that joke for 40-50 years. And sorry, but they are usually told better.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:39 am to JustLSUit
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:48 am to TchPowDog
Well my bad, just wanted to do something different considering every single thread on here is about the same damn thing! Have a good damn day!
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:57 am to TigerDat
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If that's the case why the hell is Nick allowed to beat us 5 in a row??????
Satan.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 9:07 am to JustLSUit
Posted on 1/15/16 at 9:10 am to JustLSUit
Usually when a thread title has a word like "clever" or "funny" or "hilarious", the content ends up being none of those words.
Once again this plays out as true.
I think the issue is really that that joke is older than dirt and has been retold a million different ways.
Good try though.
Once again this plays out as true.
I think the issue is really that that joke is older than dirt and has been retold a million different ways.
Good try though.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 9:18 am to JustLSUit
Hahahaha I laughed.. Thanks for posting !!
Posted on 1/15/16 at 9:35 am to JustLSUit
Appreciate the effort... I have heard that one, believe I was on vacation in Munich. 
Posted on 1/15/16 at 9:38 am to JustLSUit
Deutsch
Posted on 1/15/16 at 10:39 am to JustLSUit
frickk them. I thought it was cute but then again, Ive never heard it before.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 10:42 am to JustLSUit
Everyone knows Saban sold his soul to Satan. That's the reason he never looks into the camera during a presser or interview.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 10:45 am to JustLSUit
quote:
FYI.....I saw this in a post on FB thought it was pretty good.
Me too. 10 years ago
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