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Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:29 pm to bojabu
The inverted piledriver? Havent tried that one yet. Might be what Im looking for.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:31 pm to mbt2465
Just remember, link or it didn't happen.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:31 pm to mbt2465
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the baby comes out healthy I guess ill be ok
Dude - the priority for a healthy baby is so far out high in the stratosphere compared to a mere game on the field.
Good luck to you and your wife.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:32 pm to RBWilliams8
I say stay at home, call a cab
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:33 pm to mbt2465
Congrats on the child 
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:34 pm to mbt2465
get used to it. kids ruin everything.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:34 pm to mbt2465
Most kids don't come on the exact due date, so you are prolly good.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:35 pm to liquid rabbit
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I have a chant you can direct at your wife: C'mon, Tiger, Poosh Poosh Poosh!
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:36 pm to mbt2465
Feed her spicy chinese and have her do some plyometrics tonight.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:36 pm to TJRibMe
is this your first? if so, chill....they are never on time.....
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:36 pm to 9th life
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get used to it. kids ruin everything.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:38 pm to Bottom9
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Name your baby after whoever scores the game winning TD
Hope it is not a name like Barkevius Mingo.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:40 pm to Bottom9
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Name your baby after whoever scores the game winning TD
Tyrann? Anyways is the OB/GYN a male? If so I'm guessing he's pissed too. You two need to get together and make up some story to your wife that we should really induce Fri .
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:41 pm to RBWilliams8
Buy a iPad 2 with cell plan. Watch game on iPad if the unthinkable happens.
Plan better
Plan better
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:49 pm to CajunFootball
Have the child delivered in a Room with a TV!
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:51 pm to andouille
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Are you crazy, you actually were dumb enough to have sex with your wife on February 5th knowing the game was 9 months away? What were you thinking?
the gestation period is actually 40 weeks, or 10 months. 9 months is a common misconception and probably led to the poorly timed sex for the OP and his wife.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:57 pm to Bottom9
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Name your baby after whoever scores the game winning TD
and just pray that barkevious mingo doesnt somehow end up scoring the game winning touchdown
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:59 pm to mbt2465
All hospital rooms have a TV mounted in the corner. If she gets an epidural she can watch the game with you during labor and delivery. Y'all can make the final push during halftime. Should be no problem. Tell the family not to visit until morning and you shouldn't have any meaningful distractions.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:59 pm to 9th life
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the gestation period is actually 40 weeks, or 10 months. 9 months is a common misconception and probably led to the poorly timed sex for the OP and his wife.
Ummm, it was a joke Mr. Biology 101
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