Real Honey Badgers Upset With LSU's Mathieu

Africa - Some think they look alike, act alike and share the same notorious fearlessness, but not all are happy with the comparisons. I am, of course, speaking of Africa's Honey Badger and LSU Football's Tyrann Mathieu. Despite their obvious similarities - a blonde mane, the ability to not give a shite, taking what they want, and walking backwards - the real Honey Badger is quite upset that people are using its name to describe the trash talking Heisman candidate.

"This guy is no Honey Badger!" said the actual animal who bears the name Honey Badger. "Sure, he doesn't give a shite... I'll give him that. And, yes, he takes what he wants... But, let's face it... The guy was only a 3 star coming out of high school. If he ever forces a takeaway and then goes head first into a cobra infested bee hive, then we can talk. Until then, it's an insult to Honey Badgers everywhere to call this guy 'The Honey Badger'. They should probably call him "T-Rex" or something. I don't really give a shite."

Reports have surfaced that LSU SID, Michael Bonnette, is drafting a formal apology to the Honey Badger community. LSU Head Coach, Les Miles, said in a press conference, "That Badger certainly has the want to take what he, well, uh, wants. He's certainly a dominant creature."