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re: Lou Holtz Pep Talk
Posted on 10/9/09 at 9:41 am to KCBasketball
Posted on 10/9/09 at 9:41 am to KCBasketball
quote:
Dude is an idiot
quote:He motivates me to puke, sigh or roll my eyes.
One of the best motivators IMO
Posted on 10/9/09 at 9:42 am to The Ramp
quote:ratings > content
How is this guy on TV? He's got no football insight, he's a joke, he's senile, he can't speak, and he's extremely biased.
ESPN in a nutshell
Posted on 10/9/09 at 9:44 am to The Ramp
quote:
He's got no football insight,
Level?
Posted on 10/9/09 at 9:46 am to manwich
I like Lou, but the speech definitely fell flat. Here's my take:
Gentlemen, this is a time for honesty, and I'm gonna be straight up with you:
The experts say we suck. The analysts say we suck. The talking heads say we suck. Football Nation says we suck. Everyone who thinks they know a shite about football … says we suck.
I'm sorry to tell you this, but I gotta give it to you straight: tonight it's US--against the whole fricking world. That's right--it's the 80 people in this locker room--against the big, bad world out there.
Now, we can go out there tonight—and we can suck. And lose. And run for the shadows after the game and cry and whimper and hide.
And a few weeks from now this will all be forgotten.
or ...
WE CAN GO OUT THERE AND RIP THE FREAKING BALLS OFF THOSE BASTARDS. WE CAN GO OUT THERE AND MAIM, MURDER, DESTROY, ANNIHILATE, OBLITERATE—WE CAN TURN THAT FOOTBALL FIELD INTO frickING ARMAGEDDON FOR THOSE BASTARDS.
And if we do that, this game will NEVER be forgotten. YOU will never be forgotten. You will be respected. You will honored. And yes, gentlemen, you will be FEARED by anyone who has ever dared to question your ability.
Because gentlemen, you’ll have done something that very, very few people in life can do: you'll have conquered the world.
Okay, let's get at 'em. And ...
have a GREAT day!
Gentlemen, this is a time for honesty, and I'm gonna be straight up with you:
The experts say we suck. The analysts say we suck. The talking heads say we suck. Football Nation says we suck. Everyone who thinks they know a shite about football … says we suck.
I'm sorry to tell you this, but I gotta give it to you straight: tonight it's US--against the whole fricking world. That's right--it's the 80 people in this locker room--against the big, bad world out there.
Now, we can go out there tonight—and we can suck. And lose. And run for the shadows after the game and cry and whimper and hide.
And a few weeks from now this will all be forgotten.
or ...
WE CAN GO OUT THERE AND RIP THE FREAKING BALLS OFF THOSE BASTARDS. WE CAN GO OUT THERE AND MAIM, MURDER, DESTROY, ANNIHILATE, OBLITERATE—WE CAN TURN THAT FOOTBALL FIELD INTO frickING ARMAGEDDON FOR THOSE BASTARDS.
And if we do that, this game will NEVER be forgotten. YOU will never be forgotten. You will be respected. You will honored. And yes, gentlemen, you will be FEARED by anyone who has ever dared to question your ability.
Because gentlemen, you’ll have done something that very, very few people in life can do: you'll have conquered the world.
Okay, let's get at 'em. And ...
have a GREAT day!
Posted on 10/9/09 at 10:06 am to TigerPanzer
GUYS...
DR LOU
IT IS AN ENTERTAINMENT SHOW
Now,
I am no fan of Lou for obvious reasons; however, if you ever have an opportunity to hear him speak OUTSIDE the sports(TV) arena..go.
He is a hell of a speaker.
Another one that you should not miss either is Skip Bertman.
Good intro and path into the sport physic.
..well done
DR LOU
IT IS AN ENTERTAINMENT SHOW
Now,
I am no fan of Lou for obvious reasons; however, if you ever have an opportunity to hear him speak OUTSIDE the sports(TV) arena..go.
He is a hell of a speaker.
Another one that you should not miss either is Skip Bertman.
quote:
Gentlemen, this is a time for honesty, and I'm gonna be straight up with you: The experts say we suck. The analysts say we suck. The talking heads say we suck. Football Nation says we suck. Everyone who thinks they know a shite about football … says we suck. I'm sorry to tell you this, but I gotta give it to you straight: tonight it's US--against the whole fricking world. That's right--it's the 80 people in this locker room--against the big, bad world out there. Now, we can go out there tonight—and we can suck. And lose. And run for the shadows after the game and cry and whimper and hide. And a few weeks from now this will all be forgotten.
Good intro and path into the sport physic.
..well done
This post was edited on 10/9/09 at 10:08 am
Posted on 10/9/09 at 10:09 am to rbdallas
quote:his "pep talk" last week consisted of about five old motivational quotes back to back and that's it. nothing original
He is a hell of a speaker.
Posted on 10/9/09 at 10:10 am to manwich
I'm going to hang on to the ace of spades...
Posted on 10/9/09 at 10:10 am to okietiger
I WANT TO HEAR HIM SAY "MEAT SAUCE AND SPAGHETTI"
Posted on 10/9/09 at 10:14 am to zztop1234
quote:
his "pep talk" last week consisted of about five old motivational quotes back to back and that's it. nothing original
if that is what you classify as "someone speaking",
you have never taken the time to listen to anyone in a true professional speaking environment.
Posted on 10/9/09 at 10:17 am to rbdallas
quote:the thread is about his pep talks. if he is accomplished in other venues, that's great but he lends nothing to show that we're talking about
if that is what you classify as "someone speaking",
you have never taken the time to listen to anyone in a true professional speaking environment.
Posted on 10/9/09 at 10:25 am to TopWaterTiger
Thanks, TopWater. I think I'd be a good motivational speaker for the Tigers. Or maybe the Hell's Angels or the Outlaws.
Posted on 10/9/09 at 10:36 am to monroetiger1
I was a huge fan of Lil' Wayne asking a question about "his" LSU Tigers. Probably the best part.
Posted on 10/9/09 at 10:37 am to HawkeyePierce
Lou Holtz's Pep Talk is like the waterboy trying to fire up Tebow.
Posted on 10/9/09 at 10:40 am to TigerPanzer
quote:that is awesome. Send it Miles.
like Lou, but the speech definitely fell flat. Here's my take:
Gentlemen, this is a time for honesty, and I'm gonna be straight up with you:
The experts say we suck. The analysts say we suck. The talking heads say we suck. Football Nation says we suck. Everyone who thinks they know a shite about football … says we suck.
I'm sorry to tell you this, but I gotta give it to you straight: tonight it's US--against the whole fricking world. That's right--it's the 80 people in this locker room--against the big, bad world out there.
Now, we can go out there tonight—and we can suck. And lose. And run for the shadows after the game and cry and whimper and hide.
And a few weeks from now this will all be forgotten.
or ...
WE CAN GO OUT THERE AND RIP THE FREAKING BALLS OFF THOSE BASTARDS. WE CAN GO OUT THERE AND MAIM, MURDER, DESTROY, ANNIHILATE, OBLITERATE—WE CAN TURN THAT FOOTBALL FIELD INTO frickING ARMAGEDDON FOR THOSE BASTARDS.
And if we do that, this game will NEVER be forgotten. YOU will never be forgotten. You will be respected. You will honored. And yes, gentlemen, you will be FEARED by anyone who has ever dared to question your ability.
Because gentlemen, you’ll have done something that very, very few people in life can do: you'll have conquered the world.
Okay, let's get at 'em. And ...
have a GREAT day!
Posted on 10/9/09 at 10:45 am to otowntiger
Tiger Panzer I like the intro, and to me its spot on. But you didn't mention after we beat the crap out of Florida, they will also say its because it was without Tebow. Just like the Ga. win, because of the penalty. Did you notice the ace of spades had a hole in it. Old casino cards.
Posted on 10/9/09 at 10:53 am to otowntiger
quote:
that is awesome. Send it Miles.
Cool. I was originally shy about using obscenity, but after reading the post yesterday about Miles dropping the f-bomb on his players, I felt quite comfortable with the liberal use vulgar language. It does add a sort of emphatic touch to the whole exhortation.
Posted on 10/9/09 at 11:28 am to monroetiger1
Not one of his better pep talks but hey he is funny.
Goooo Tigers !!
Goooo Tigers !!
Posted on 10/9/09 at 11:30 am to rbdallas
quote:
I was nervous when he picked LSU and Mark May picked UGA last week.
But the pep talk takes it to a whole new level. Dear God.
LSU is doomed. Lose by 20 now
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