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Joe Burreauxs May Save Joe Alleva’s Job
Posted on 5/12/18 at 9:28 am
Posted on 5/12/18 at 9:28 am
Is it worth being competitive in the SEC West for two years if it means Jeaux and Eaux stick around?
An awful AD turned fifty-eight
He fricked up Duke University and we hired him the next day
It's a black fly in your antiquated offense
It's a hire that never made sense
Isn't it moronic, don't you think
It's like rain on a game day
It's used to be free parking, but now you pay
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to conduct a search
He didn’t pack his suitcase or kiss his kids good-bye
He waited that whole damn season to take that flight
And as the Herman shunned his offer he thought
"Well, isn't this nice."
And isn't it moronic, don't you think
An awful AD turned fifty-eight
He fricked up Duke University and we hired him the next day
It's a black fly in your antiquated offense
It's a hire that never made sense
Isn't it moronic, don't you think
It's like rain on a game day
It's used to be free parking, but now you pay
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to conduct a search
He didn’t pack his suitcase or kiss his kids good-bye
He waited that whole damn season to take that flight
And as the Herman shunned his offer he thought
"Well, isn't this nice."
And isn't it moronic, don't you think
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Posted on 5/12/18 at 9:29 am to BananaHammock
I can’t wait for the day Joe Alleva isn’t our AD anymore.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 9:32 am to Eighteen
quote:
I can’t wait for the day Joe Alleva isn’t our AD anymore.
This.
This post was edited on 5/12/18 at 9:33 am
Posted on 5/12/18 at 9:35 am to Eighteen
quote:
can’t wait for the day Joe Alleva isn’t our AD and 0 isn’t our HC anymore.
FIFY
Posted on 5/12/18 at 9:40 am to BananaHammock
That’s blasphemy, baw.
JA can’t save his job at this point no matter if Jesus Christ was our quarterback. He and O’s days are numbered
JA can’t save his job at this point no matter if Jesus Christ was our quarterback. He and O’s days are numbered
Posted on 5/12/18 at 9:45 am to BananaHammock
Have an upvote on me. Alleva is a dipshit
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:11 am to Carson123987
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JA can’t save his job at this point no matter if Jesus Christ was our quarterback. He and O’s days are numbered
If Burrows comes in and makes this a more successful team....good luck still replacing Alleva. Basketball is now on the rise and we were just playing in the Natty in baseball last year. That would mean all the big 3 are in a good or better place....so good luck replacing him then. I don't like Alleva, but i'm so fn tired of not being relevant. I hope Burrows comes in a blows the roof off, I could give a frick about how that affects Alleva's future with our program. I'll be partying my arse off
This post was edited on 5/12/18 at 10:22 am
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:16 am to BananaHammock
Burrow doesn't make 8-9 wins acceptable.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:21 am to BananaHammock
quote:
BananaHammock
That is outright catastrophic wordplay. Please take up croquet, weaving, or maybe taxidermy. But, no. No more literary genocide, sir.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:21 am to Goldrush25
quote:
Burrow doesn't make 8-9 wins acceptable.
To be honest, if we can't get past 8-9 wins with Burrows....then yes, time to clean house. We get to that win total usually each year with crappy QB play.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:40 am to BananaHammock
According to some of the threads on here, Burrow will win the Heisman and the Tigers will go undefeated. That should save everyone's job.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 12:12 pm to BananaHammock
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May Save Joe Alleva’s Job
Haven't you heard? The "insiders" here in Rant land, have already told us that Joe is gone. The high muckety mucks have tired of Alleva and will take decisive action and rid us forever of Joe.
It must be true, someone on the Rant said it was so because they haver well placed sources.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 12:33 pm to TDcline
quote:
JA can’t save his job at this point no matter if Jesus Christ was our quarterback.
Our fans would crucify him.
This post was edited on 5/12/18 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 5/12/18 at 12:51 pm to BananaHammock
It strikes me as really odd that our "fans" are more interest in who we can fire than how successful our teams are....
Posted on 5/12/18 at 12:56 pm to BananaHammock
I might be wrong but I think the dye has been cast with Joe Alleva, no matter what happens with football. This time next year will have a new AD.
This post was edited on 5/12/18 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 5/12/18 at 1:16 pm to BananaHammock
Yeah, a guy that could never sniff the field at his last school through his graduating of the university, is gonna come in here and learn the entire playbook, get in sync with all his receivers, TEs, and RBs and lead this team to the promised land baby!
Posted on 5/12/18 at 1:18 pm to BananaHammock
Nope
Posted on 5/12/18 at 1:23 pm to BananaHammock
Nice poem. I will be humming it in my head all day today.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 2:54 pm to BananaHammock
quote:
Is it worth being competitive in the SEC West for two years if it means Jeaux and Eaux stick around?
Was backing into the 2007 NC game worth keeping Miles as long as we did?
I'll take a championship no matter the cost, other than cheating. If Borrows brings one, I'll let O stick around a few years until we give him the Miles treatment. JA will be out the door before Borrows takes his first snap.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 3:01 pm to BananaHammock
I don’t know about that but what I do know is Ed O is all up in Joe’s Burrow
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