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re: Jaxson Dart dusts his chicken fingers.

Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:23 pm to
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
21747 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

Rural white chicks driving Tahoes and boinking Jody while their man is offshore. They think it’s cute to see if they can stump the teacher.


Jaxson Dart doesn’t think your ex-wife drove a Tahoe or banged Jody while you were offshore.
Posted by bass
Member since Oct 2016
4052 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 3:43 pm to
Jaxson Dart waits for the toaster to play music when heating up a pop tart.
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43486 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:03 pm to
Jaxon Dart hangs out in the kiddy pool at the public pool.
Posted by OliverTwist225
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2021
331 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:05 pm to
Jaxson Dart goes arse to mouth.
Posted by Faulk2Tyler
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2023
322 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:07 pm to
He needs to throw for 2 TD and 175 yards tomorrow.
Daniel's needs to throw for 2 TD and 250 yards
Need Nabors with 100 yards receiving, Thomas with 50, and Diggs with 50 rushing and a TD

Also LSU needs to win
Posted by NorCali
Member since Feb 2015
1095 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 4:21 pm to
Jaxson Dart asks questions at the register for 10 minutes before ordering the his chicken fingers
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
13246 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

Jaxson Dart doesn’t return his shopping cart to the corral


Ultimate litmus test of a douche bag
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
126355 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 5:18 pm to
Jaxon Dart is what Meatloaf wouldn't do for love
Posted by TheUnderDog
My Boat
Member since Feb 2011
945 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 5:26 pm to
Jaxon Dart Pays for Hulu just so he can watch the View
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
7757 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

Jaxson Dart
takes the elevator to go one floor up
Posted by GoldenBoy
Winning!
Member since Nov 2004
42028 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 5:31 pm to
Jaxson Dart eats salt and vinegar chips in the middle seat on airplanes and smacks between bites.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
32013 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 5:34 pm to
Jaxson’s mom named him Jaxson.
Posted by TDlurker
Member since Oct 2007
689 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 5:34 pm to
Jaxson Dart puts on dress shoes to attend Zoom meetings.
Posted by TigersBy90
Member since Oct 2019
345 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 5:41 pm to
Jaxson Dart calls coke “pop”
Posted by JYD
Pineville
Member since Oct 2003
7917 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 5:46 pm to
Jaxson Dart thinks Ole Miss was the 2003 SEC West Champions.
Posted by Sissidog02
Member since Jan 2020
5614 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 5:47 pm to
ITS FUKN N A B E R S, Nabers please not this shite again!
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
65639 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 6:04 pm to
Jaxson Dart thinks they are still the Black Bears!
Posted by reynard
Dallas
Member since Sep 2022
140 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 6:05 pm to
Me either… ??
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
80800 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 6:45 pm to
Jaxson Dart waits for the cabin doors to close before bringing out his stinky Subway sammy
Posted by GreenieTiger
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2014
117 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 6:49 pm to
Jackson Dart roomed with his mom freshman year and might have shared a bed.
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