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re: I work with a UT grad, how should I troll him?

Posted on 9/4/19 at 6:11 pm to
Posted by Corch Frederica Wils
A world of hurt
Member since Aug 2019
285 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

I work with a UT grad, how should I troll him?


If UT wins, you will mouth kiss him like Herman does his players...(He licks lips/mouth waters)

If UT wins by 10, you will blow him. (Watch his eyes light up)

If UT wins by 17+, you will drop trow & let him have your booty. (Watch as he creams his pants)

If LSU wins, he has to turn straight...that’s the deal killer right there...now that’s a UT troll!!!

Posted by Dudebro2
San Diego
Member since Dec 2011
8967 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 6:19 pm to
I really don't have a great troll prior to the game, but after the game go up to him and kick him square in the nuts as hard as you can and as he is laid out rolling around on the ground stand over him and say;

"That is the second time this weekend you have been kicked in the nuts by Louisianan's"

Hey you asked!
Posted by Mafru1984
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2017
634 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 6:21 pm to
Punch him in his suck hole!
Posted by longhorn_tiger fan
leander tx
Member since Oct 2018
356 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:11 am to
Get him worked up and bet some $$
Posted by bayou85
Concordia
Member since Sep 2016
8611 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:30 am to
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I’d shut my mouth until the game is played


We need more of this, honestly.
This post was edited on 9/5/19 at 11:31 am
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
39978 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:31 am to
Depends. Is he actively trying to talk shite? If so, the best way to combat that would be just to be silent and/or neutral with stuff like "should be a good game, man" or something like that.
Posted by tigerpawl
Can't get there from here.
Member since Dec 2003
22243 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:33 am to
You can start with this:

Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10506 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:45 am to
Tell HR he keeps flashing his dick at you in the halls
Posted by Gutsandbutts
Member since Sep 2011
770 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:46 am to
Tea bag...what could go wrong?
Posted by dchotard
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
1161 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:47 am to
Go kiss him on the cheek, and tell him you gave him "the Herman."
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56211 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 11:47 am to
It doesn’t take much. They are a sensitive bunch
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10506 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 12:23 pm to
Spread a rumor that he is transitioning
Posted by iamandykeim
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2015
2623 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 12:28 pm to
tell him you think they'll win
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