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Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:33 am
Posted by cfontenot4
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jul 2014
558 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:33 am
I'm stuck having to go to my girlfriend's cousin's party and its right during the LSU game. How do I get away from the crowd without being rude to watch the game?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:35 am to
Dump your girlfriend obvi
Posted by ZBeaux10
Prairieville
Member since Jul 2015
602 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:35 am to
Either Watch ESPN on your phone or break up with her
Posted by TigerTerd
Member since Sep 2010
2659 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:35 am to
If any other men are there and they have balls, they'll be watching the game inside the house. (Assuming it's at a home)
Posted by Modest
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2015
305 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:35 am to
WatchESPN and hiding in the bathroom with "explosive diarrhea."
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66891 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:36 am to
Posted by TigerCliff777
Member since Feb 2013
4664 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:36 am to
Dude

your are from Livingston Parish and you don't know how to man up !

if you marry this little thing there you go - 20 years of being her bitch - get it straight right now

Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:37 am to

quote:

How do I get away from the crowd without being rude to watch the game?

Be a man & tell her you can't go cause the LSU-Florida game is on.
Posted by foghat
Dallas
Member since Sep 2006
926 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:37 am to
Who schedules a party during an LSU football game, unless it is a watching party? Tell her you aren't going or you are watching the game on your phone. If that doesn't fly, dump her.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108735 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:38 am to
quote:

I'm stuck having to go to my girlfriend's cousin's party


No you're not. This isn't your wife's sister's wedding or anything.

Girlfriend's cousin... doesn't mean shite.

1. Find girlfriend's purse
2. Open purse
3. Remove your testicles from purse
4. Place testicles back into nutsack
5. Watch LSU
Posted by Shalimar Sid
Member since Feb 2005
9244 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:39 am to
Find a girlfriend who is an LSU fan. This one is not the answer.
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6701 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:40 am to
quote:

stuck having to go to my girlfriend's cousin's party


Either get out now or put your foot down. It will only get worse.
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29160 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:40 am to
quote:

I need help


Yes you do.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108735 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:40 am to
quote:

if you marry this little thing there you go - 20 years of being her bitch - get it straight right now


He's right you know...

You're about to set a precedence here. Either one where you assert dominance in the relationship... or where you become the bitch.
Posted by oompaw
In piney hill country...
Member since Dec 2007
6271 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:41 am to
Just tell her these 3 simple words: I'm not going.
Posted by Tiger Ree
Houston
Member since Jun 2004
24538 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:42 am to
quote:

having to go to my girlfriend's cousin's party


Well good for you.

Have fun !!!!
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18664 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:42 am to
My go to method is to turn off all phone notifications and watch the game on the DVR after the event. However, this may not really be an option as I suspect other people will be watching the score. Depending on the type of party, it could be possible that they have the game on in the background.
Posted by Modest
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2015
305 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:43 am to
This can't be emphasized enough. If you are a true Tiger fan, finding a girlfriend who shares that passion, at least to some degree, will make your life a whole lot easier. My last girlfriend was an artsy chick who didn't understand organized sports and it was always a drag. My current lady kicks arse and gets hype for the Tigers. You need this type of woman in your life.
Posted by colors_of_kings
Tiger Country
Member since Aug 2014
1506 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:44 am to
At least you're not stuck in your mother's room like that other guy, could be worse!
Posted by Peliclown
Member since Nov 2013
2480 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:47 am to
Lol at all you guys pretending like you're a bunch of hardasses in your relstionship. Every single one of you tucks your nuts up and listens to the lady when you don't have a choice. Quit all the bullshite lying.
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