re: How many times did you say "dumb", "dummy", "stupid", or "idiot" on Saturday

I say, "What the frick was that?" after every other offensive play.

"Unbelievable" and "What was that" were my more consistent wholesome phrases in the 1st half. I was visiting sister and brother in N. La. enjoying Lake D'Arbonne weather and ambiance....


Funny (sort of sad really) thing was my 13 year old back home in H-town was getting ready for her soccer game and (I was told) was crying on the way to the game after watching most of 1st half - mainly because most of her friends in school were A&M fans. She (like many, many, many other Tiger fans) was certain LSU was going to lose....

Needless to say she was pleasantly surprised to hear that the Tigers had miraculously found another way to win - AGAIN! I think it's beginning to be a tradition this season for the team to look like pure shite on offense for most of the 1st half and then somehow come alive just when you begin to doubt that we'll ever get a 1st down much less a touchdown.

I hate when my kid cries over an LSU football game. That's twice now w/i a year: the BCS game and now ATM. Damnit Les get your shite together! Alabama is going to whip our arse if we don't change the offensive game plan. Call me to discuss. I will personally straighten this mess out. I promise.....

About as many times as I said - "What they hell are they doing?"

Lost count 5 minutes into the 1st quarter.