re: How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They recently found a man's bones on the Aggie campus in a closet behind a lot of old junk. Turns out it was the 1937 hide and seek champion.

The Aggies were late for the last football game at Tiger Stadium. On the bus ride over they saw a sign that said"Clean Restrooms Ahead" They cleaned 17 before they finally made it to BR.

Freshman Aggie comes home from A&M for the first time. His dad asks how things are going.

"Fine, Dad...but I think my room mate's gay."
"How can you tell, son?"
"His dick tastes like shite, Dad!"

Where do all the beautiful ladies park on ATM's campus?






Visitor's parking lot.

I am an LSU fan, but I think we can all agree that College Station has some talent over there. As for the joke, 6/10

An Aggie, Rice Owl, & Houston Cougar were told to take one thing with them on a trip across the desert.

The Owl had a cactus...
The Cougar had a watermelon...
The Aggie had a car door...

The Owl was asked why he had a cactus..."when it gets hot, I can drink the juice and even eat the inside of the cactua."

The Cougar said, "same as the owl, I can drink the juice and eat the fruit and even eat the skin."

Then comes the Aggie..."why in the hell are you carrying a car door?"

Aggie responds, "Well its gets real hot out in the desert. So when that happens, to cool off, I just roll down the window and let the cool breeze come through."

How many Aggies does it take to eat a Armadillo!


Two! One to eat the Armadillo while the other one watches for car's.

What is a squeal of brakes, roar of engine, squeal of brakes, roar of engine, etc.


Aggie driving through flashing red light

Was sitting at the bar the other day. Some aggie walks behind me and asks of he can push my stool in.

Aggie guy I know asked if I wanted to go watch a soccer match with him. I said if I wanted to watch someone struggle for 90 minutes to score id just take him to the bar

A Texas grad, an LSU grad and an A&M grad were the last three survivors of a shipwreck. They finally landed on an island populated by cannibals.

The chief had them tied up then said to the Texas grad, "We are going to pull out your fingernails one by one, disembowel you alive and then flay you, eat your body and use your skin as canvas for our canoes. Do you have a last wish?"

The Texas grad thought fast and said "Yes, give me some poison." So he took the poison and saved himself the torture.

The chief then said to the LSU grad, "We are going to pull out your fingernails one by one, disembowel you alive and then flay you, eat your body and use your skin as canvas for our canoes. Do you have a last wish?"

The LSU grad thought fast and said "Yes, give me a knife." So he stabbed himself and saved himself the torture.

The chief then said to the A&M grad, "We are going to pull out your fingernails one by one, disembowel you alive and then flay you, eat your body and use your skin as canvas for our canoes. Do you have a last wish?"

The A&M grad thought real hard and long, then finally said "Give me a fork." The cannibals were confused but brought him the fork. He grabbed it quickly and started randomly stabbing himself in the chest yelling, "Yeah, Well, frick your canoes!"