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re: Going to go ahead an apply for the LSU gig
Posted on 10/19/16 at 1:19 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Posted on 10/19/16 at 1:19 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
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I'll be your Director of Ops
Sorry I need that job filled by a member of the media, perhaps one that has a morning show and can get his co host to lobby for me for several hours a day.
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Posted on 10/19/16 at 1:24 pm to Hot Carl
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You sure are butthurt over a few guys liking Orgeron,
not at all Carl, I've seen the light and now understand that literally anyone can do the job. Just hire people much smarter than I to do all of the heavy lifting and convince kids in a talent rich state to pick the home school.
You can apply but you're from North La...that's not Louisiana enough for some.
Posted on 10/19/16 at 1:30 pm to BilJ
perrilloux is a fellow river parish boy
not only am I positive I can get him to volunteer on my hooker recruit team free of charge I am also positive that we have a mutual connection at a local HIV clinic for free screenings
My entire hooker recruit team will be pro bono and the money can be used towards additional staff. Also legal representation against the state and ncaa in regards to impermissible benefits will be handled free of charge by me
The only thing requested is an add for my uncle's bar on the Tiger stadium big screen. 3x3 should do. Call it a quid pro quo I guess
not only am I positive I can get him to volunteer on my hooker recruit team free of charge I am also positive that we have a mutual connection at a local HIV clinic for free screenings
My entire hooker recruit team will be pro bono and the money can be used towards additional staff. Also legal representation against the state and ncaa in regards to impermissible benefits will be handled free of charge by me
The only thing requested is an add for my uncle's bar on the Tiger stadium big screen. 3x3 should do. Call it a quid pro quo I guess
Posted on 10/19/16 at 1:51 pm to BilJ
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not at all Carl, I've seen the light and now understand that literally anyone can do the job. Just hire people much smarter than I to do all of the heavy lifting and convince kids in a talent rich state to pick the home school.
You can apply but you're from North La...that's not Louisiana enough for some.
"B The Coach" bumper stickers have been ordered.
Posted on 10/19/16 at 1:53 pm to BilJ
but do you have a cajun accent? Apparently that's also important to the Rant.
Posted on 10/19/16 at 1:53 pm to BilJ
You have a false premise in that O doesn't know football or do much except let the coordinators coach. How are we so sure that O just gets by on recruiting and energy and has no football sense?
Posted on 10/19/16 at 1:55 pm to BilJ
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Going to go ahead an apply for the LSU gig
-I'm from here
-I love the school
-I'll hire the best coaching staff money can buy and let them coach. I literally will not do shite, I promise you that.
You listed nothing of your ability to recruit awesome Louisiana talent.
Posted on 10/19/16 at 1:58 pm to BilJ
Will you reopen the pipeline to Redemptorist? Been a few years since else got a player from there.
Posted on 10/19/16 at 2:03 pm to TaderSalad
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You listed nothing of your ability to recruit awesome Louisiana talent.
Les could do that, so we're not really gaining much there.
Posted on 10/19/16 at 2:05 pm to The Egg
As bilj's agent, i can confirm interest in the position.
Posted on 10/19/16 at 2:07 pm to BilJ
How many fights in Tigerland will you participate in?
Posted on 10/19/16 at 2:10 pm to BilJ
Im gonna have to hear your cajun accent first...
Posted on 10/19/16 at 2:22 pm to KyrieElaison
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. How are we so sure that O just gets by on recruiting and energy and has no football sense
good point Kyrie.....point me towards O's numbers overseeing a defense. Nothing? Ok well surely he has some success building a program as a HC of a P5 school, right?
This post was edited on 10/19/16 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 10/19/16 at 2:28 pm to TheCaterpillar
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"B The Coach" bumper stickers have been ordered.
Posted on 10/19/16 at 2:33 pm to BilJ
I'll add to that, I am familiar with football recruiting the state of Louisiana (with Sam Nader) from my days as a Medical recruiting bust......so, there's that.
I'm also gleefully full of shite.
I'll do it for $750k plus Escalade and U Club membership. And, weekly vouchers to Mike Andersons.
I'm also gleefully full of shite.
I'll do it for $750k plus Escalade and U Club membership. And, weekly vouchers to Mike Andersons.
Posted on 10/19/16 at 2:34 pm to S
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i can confirm interest in the position.
Float out my resume to Texas and USC. If LSU passes, surely one of them will be interested in my "I won't do shite" philosophy once those gigs open up.
Posted on 10/19/16 at 2:35 pm to Lazy But Talented
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But can you 'croot?
With all the money we are saving on the salary end, he's going to have a lot of "street money" to help him in the 'crootin process. more money for momma, more money for the girlfriend, more money for the car dealerships.
I'm not seeing a downside here. If he won't do shite other than fire Peveto and he will hire creative offensive minded coordinators, I say get the contract out to him tonight.
Posted on 10/19/16 at 2:37 pm to KiwiHead
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With all the money we are saving on the salary end, he's going to have a lot of "street money" to help him in the 'crootin process. more money for momma, more money for the girlfriend, more money for the car dealerships.
I'm not seeing a downside here. If he won't do shite other than fire Peveto and he will hire creative offensive minded coordinators, I say get the contract out to him tonight.
this guy gets it....sideline passes for you
Posted on 10/19/16 at 2:37 pm to BilJ
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-I'm from here
-I love the school
-I'll hire the best coaching staff money can buy and let them coach. I literally will not do shite, I promise you that.
and I'll do it all for about 1mil, that's even cheaper than O!
Sounds great! Now, how's your recruiting and which two P5 teams have you been a head coach for in the past?
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Oh yeah I'll also fire Peveto.
For that, we might be willing to overlook the recruiting thing and your lack of past head coaching experience. When can you start?
This post was edited on 10/19/16 at 2:39 pm
Posted on 10/19/16 at 2:42 pm to Nuts4LSU
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Now, how's your recruiting
amazing
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and which two P5 teams have you been a head coach for in the past?
I'm only 3 conference wins behind the front runner for job and I come at a fraction of the cost.
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