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re: Chizik fighting for his life and a desperate Auburn team...

Posted on 9/20/12 at 8:13 am to
Posted by mpwilging
Punta Gorda Isles, Florida
Member since Jan 2011
9584 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 8:13 am to
I agree with the posts here. I just have a motto and here it is:

When you throw a cigarette on the ground you take your foot and grind it out until all the embers are gone. THAT is what I want to do to Chizik and his band of miscreants this Saturday!!!

God Bless LSU (the real tigers)
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 8:15 am to
quote:

Those goat frickers smoked cigars after beating us while mocking us on our field.
The worthless bastards stomped out the eye of the tiger.


In all fairness, the current players were in elementary school when this happened.
Posted by JermStone
Beaumont, Tx
Member since Jun 2008
5741 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 8:17 am to
quote:

There are very few things in life that would give me more satisfaction than watching lsu destroy the career of chizik and completely demoralize and break the confidence of the auburn players this Saturday.
Those goat frickers smoked cigars after beating us while mocking us on our field.
The worthless bastards stomped out the eye of the tiger.
Those chicken dick earthworms chopped blocked Dorsey, trying to end his career.
Those toothless inbreed idiots ruined our national championship run because they bought themselves a freak of a player in cam newton.
I hate the barn. I hate the gumps but I respect them.
I have no respect for barners.
They are cheating worthless douchbags and I hope we destroy their hopes and dreams, cause them to be so demoralized that they lose every game after we beat them. I want chizik to lose his job over this game.
I want to beat auburn so bad that they poison their own fricking trees.
I'm talking about a anal raping with a 18" long furry spiked dildo with a sandpaper head kind of raping.
I hate the barn!


may be the best thing i've ever read on the rant!
Posted by LSU GrandDad
houston, texas
Member since Jun 2009
21564 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 8:27 am to
the auburn players will give it their best effort with or without chizik. they do not love LSU and they are playing at home. it is quite possible that their team will gel saturday nite. i've seen this scenario play out many times before where a team with talent struggles the first few games and then when they have "nothing to lose" come together and perform at a high level. fortunately for LSU, their qb is very inaccurate with this passes and we have very a very good backfield. i expect auburn to give us a run for the money and the fouth qtr will tell the story.
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22480 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 8:29 am to
Regardless of the talent discrepancy, this game has "flying pigs" written all over it.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48149 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 8:40 am to
quote:

i've seen this scenario play out many times before where a team with talent struggles


Talent?

Their offense is ranked 102/120 in the NCAA. They start a QB who could actually be worse than Jordan Jefferson.

Their defense is ranked 94/120 in the NCAA.

It could be close for about a quarter, but LSU rolls to a 4+ TD win.
This post was edited on 9/20/12 at 8:42 am
Posted by Holden Caulfield
Hanging with J.D.
Member since May 2008
8308 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 8:47 am to
Everyone LSU plays brings their A game. Its their opportunity to make national news by beating a highly ranked team. Auburn will play hard but not any harder than North Texas, Washington or Idaho.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107142 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 8:49 am to
This is a definite trap game before our showdown with Towson next week.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18881 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 8:49 am to
LSU needs to take the wind out of their sales early. Auburn is scrappy, and if you let them hang around it will be embarrassing. I don't see LSU losing this game, but anything short of a blow out will be eaten up by the media.

If LSU wants the Bama is better monkey off their back they need to allow zero touchdowns and put up over 45 points.
Posted by failuretocommunicate
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2007
1115 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 8:51 am to
quote:

I want to beat auburn so bad that they poison their own fricking trees.


Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22177 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 8:53 am to
0.00% chance

Desperation means little when you're just an awful team
This post was edited on 9/20/12 at 8:54 am
Posted by towncryr
Mendoza Province, Argentina
Member since Dec 2003
3315 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 8:55 am to
quote:

They are cheating worthless douchbags and I hope we destroy their hopes and dreams, cause them to be so demoralized that they lose every game after we beat them. I want chizik to lose his job over this game. I want to beat auburn so bad that they poison their own fricking trees. I'm talking about a anal raping with a 18" long furry spiked dildo with a sandpaper head kind of raping. I hate the barn!


But how do you REALLY feel?
Posted by RobDione
Pensacola Beach
Member since Nov 2007
764 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 9:11 am to
quote:

quote:There are very few things in life that would give me more satisfaction than watching lsu destroy the career of chizik and completely demoralize and break the confidence of the auburn players this Saturday. Those goat frickers smoked cigars after beating us while mocking us on our field. The worthless bastards stomped out the eye of the tiger. Those chicken dick earthworms chopped blocked Dorsey, trying to end his career. Those toothless inbreed idiots ruined our national championship run because they bought themselves a freak of a player in cam newton. I hate the barn. I hate the gumps but I respect them. I have no respect for barners. They are cheating worthless douchbags and I hope we destroy their hopes and dreams, cause them to be so demoralized that they lose every game after we beat them. I want chizik to lose his job over this game. I want to beat auburn so bad that they poison their own fricking trees. I'm talking about a anal raping with a 18" long furry spiked dildo with a sandpaper head kind of raping. I hate the barn!

may be the best thing i've ever read on the rant!


This: I felt like crap this morning but laughed so hard at this I forgot all about being sick... GREAT!
Posted by 2007lsuno1
Marietta, GA
Member since Aug 2009
6692 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 9:11 am to
quote:

BilJ
quote:

Les just read this post to the team, they're ready now!!!!!
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68803 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 9:30 am to
quote:

Wtxtiger


So you're saying you don't like Auburn then?
Posted by Wtxtiger
Gonzales la
Member since Feb 2011
7273 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 11:57 am to
quote:

This is a definite trap game before our showdown with Towson next week.
This post was edited on 9/20/12 at 12:00 pm
Posted by The312
I Live in The Three One Two
Member since Aug 2008
6967 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 11:59 am to
I generally agree with the OP. Auburn does have talent. They have recruited well. And their coaching staff is desperate for a win which will salvage their careers. We'll get Auburn's best effort.
Posted by r2d2
Member since Dec 2006
6902 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 12:52 pm to
True, also look for trick plays.
Posted by lsutigress2004
Richmond, TX
Member since Aug 2007
65 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

There are very few things in life that would give me more satisfaction than watching lsu destroy the career of chizik and completely demoralize and break the confidence of the auburn players this Saturday.Those goat frickers smoked cigars after beating us while mocking us on our field.
The worthless bastards stomped out the eye of the tiger.
Those chicken dick earthworms chopped blocked Dorsey, trying to end his career.
Those toothless inbreed idiots ruined our national championship run because they bought themselves a freak of a player in cam newton.
I hate the barn. I hate the gumps but I respect them.
I have no respect for barners.
They are cheating worthless douchbags and I hope we destroy their hopes and dreams, cause them to be so demoralized that they lose every game after we beat them. I want chizik to lose his job over this game.
I want to beat auburn so bad that they poison their own fricking trees.
I'm talking about a anal raping with a 18" long furry spiked dildo with a sandpaper head kind of raping.
I hate the barn!


Wtxtiger, tell us how you really feel, don't hold back! LOL




Posted by LouisianaLonghorn
Austin, Texas
Member since Jan 2006
15691 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

ess of the talent discrepancy, this game has "flying pigs" written all over it.


Kind of like the 1993 LSU/Bama game did?

They threw out the flying pigs reference before that game too, and we all know how it turned out.

Auburn makes me nervous, mostly because they're at home. They're backed into a corner and trying to prevent their season from going into the crapper. We're pretty banged up and have a young QB who will be making his first start in a very hostile enviromnment. And you can never underestimate the role of the officials in this game. When was the last time an LSU/Auburn game in Jordan-Hare was called fairly?
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