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Posted on 6/3/25 at 8:46 am to
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
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Posted on 6/3/25 at 8:46 am to
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Because a sub 40 1.2 miles isn't swimming brother. That's doggy paddling.


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The average swim time for an Ironman 70.3 (half-ironman) is generally 39-43 minutes for both male and female age-groupers


Posted by kritra
Lafayette
Member since May 2008
300 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:44 am to
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The average swim time for an Ironman 70.3 (half-ironman) is generally 39-43 minutes for both male and female age-groupers


Not sure what you're laughing at? You are proving the point I'm trying to make. People are jumping into the 70.3 and 140.6 distances too quickly in my opinion. 39-43 minutes for 1.2 miles is not a good swimming time.
I hope your event goes well. I really do. But slogging through a 6-7 hour half just doesn't equate to health nor fitness for me.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:48 am to
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But slogging through a 6-7 hour half just doesn't equate to health nor fitness for me.




“You can only participate if you can be top 25%”

People like you are the reason a lot of people talk shite about big triathlon people. What a gate keeping a-hole.

Doing a 6 hour half means you ran a half marathon faster than most people can run a half marathon, 57 miles into a race. Loser shite

Edit: just went back through the thread, you have multiple post in here starting with the equivalent of “don’t think I’m an a-hole” and then being a complete a-hole.
This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 9:52 am
Posted by kritra
Lafayette
Member since May 2008
300 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:51 am to
Goodness, panties in a wad much?
I wish you the best, honestly. It just doesn't sound very fun, nor does it sound healthy nor fit.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:54 am to
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It just doesn't sound very fun


Everybody stop, you can only participate in what some random a-hole who calls himself kritra defines as fun for you. He knows better than you.

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nor does it sound healthy nor fit.


I’d run circles around your arse in almost any athletic endeavor, I’m doing this for fun. I can promise you all of my biometric markers are more than sufficient
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26623 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 12:22 pm to
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39-43 minutes for 1.2 miles is not a good swimming time.


Huh? That's around 2 minutes per 100 yards. That's not elite or anything, but it's not bad at all.

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But slogging through a 6-7 hour half just doesn't equate to health nor fitness for me.


Well this is just ignorant. You should actually go to a 70.3 and watch people you'd never visually think could even finish a half, actually do it well. You only slog through it if you don't train for it. It's about acclimating your body for the distances, not trying to break world records. If you train your body for each event's distance, "fun" is definitely what it should be.
This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 12:29 pm
Posted by kritra
Lafayette
Member since May 2008
300 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:10 pm to
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I’d run circles around your arse in almost any athletic endeavor


Ok chiefy. I hope it doesn't get to windy or hot for you and that you have a good "race" and have fun.
I'm not sure how my posts are any different from the plethora of posts you've made in the past.
Sorry i've derailed your thread.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:37 pm to
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I'm not sure how my posts are any different from the plethora of posts you've made in the past.


Simple, yours are retarded
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
26376 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 6:01 pm to
I am not going to hate on anyone who wants to do a 70.3 or full Ironman - even if they have no endurance background.

I only had 10 months of running under my belt and no bike or swim experience when I started training for my first full Ironman. I did no shorter triathlons before my Ironman and I was fine. It took me about 8 weeks to get the hang of swimming and while I was by no means fast (and still consider myself to be a mediocre swimmer) I did my first full Ironman swim in 1:14. 2 and a half years later and 6 more Ironmans later my swim PR for a full Ironman is only 1:07 so I haven't improved much in 3 years - which is why I am dedicating this training cycle to focusing 100% on my technique

Now of course at every race there are going to be those involved who have no business being there but I don't think anyone in this thread fits that bill.
Posted by 13233
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2016
81 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 8:00 pm to
I love to visit with people the day before a race and hear their story on why they are doing this thing. I have met some seriously successful athletes who talk about time goals that seem mythical to me. I just can’t imagine how people can do what they do. They really are just bosses. Their passion and energy (as well as their insights) have been inspiring.

I have also heard some really touching stories from people who had never done a triathlon before. Some were trying to deal with grief. Some were working on their sobriety. Some were trying to overcome a tragedy. They have also been inspiring.

People race for all sorts of reasons that are valid to them. Some of those reasons are truly remarkable, but all are unique. Certainly, I hope everyone will be smart about things in their racing, have a good plan, and listen to their bodies, but mostly I just can’t help but pull for anyone that dares to go for it.
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39820 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 8:21 pm to
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The swim seems to be a concern for you (very common, it was for me too). You also note that you don’t really have a convenient place to swim near your home. That’s something to figure out. It is impossible to improve the swim without swimming. The good news is, if you give yourself a long enough runway, you can build sufficient swim fitness and technique with as little as two swim sessions a week to cover the 1.2 mile swim and not be toast for the rest of the race. I have seen people go this route and be fine. Obviously, won’t be the swimmer and triathlete you might be, but it’s doable


I found a place, but I will have to get up early to get laps in. I really don't want to give up soccer, but I might need to for the benefit of my knees.

Does the thermic effect of swimming significantly increase your hunger to a noticeable degree?
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39820 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 8:26 pm to
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 You can't hide from hills or wind with a fixed gear


Yeah it is amazing. I've been blown off the road a few times when the wind catches my rear disc wheel the wrong way.

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Swimming came to easiest for me so all I can add is If you can stay relaxed in the water and have good breathing and stroke, jumping from 10min swim to over 30min in a short period will be ok. 


I was thinking of taking time to have 'fun' in the water. I didn't like biking at first until I found some nuance about it that I could nerd over, and that took a bit of time to find. The key was just continuing to do it. I'm hoping the same approach, with some structure, can make me love swimming equally.
Posted by 13233
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2016
81 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 8:46 pm to
I feel you on having to make a choice. Do what you love bud. If soccer is your deal, great! If, however, you want to give swimming a go for a bit, it will certainly give your knees a break. I will confess, I usually enjoy going to the pool, but an early morning swim schedule has always been hard for me to adopt consistently. Some people love knocking their sessions out straight away though so to each their own.

I don’t remember being any more hungry than usual compared to other workouts when I picked up swimming. I do remember how hard fatigue would hit me later in the day when I first started though. I wasn’t much of a nap person back then, but it seemingly became necessary for me to catch a 10 minute cat nap somewhere during the afternoon. That got better after a few weeks. That was just my experience though. Others might respond differently.
This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 8:55 pm
Posted by kritra
Lafayette
Member since May 2008
300 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 5:56 pm to
How’d it go little man? Qualify for 70.3 worlds with your athletic excellence?
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 8:07 pm to
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How’d it go little man?


What are you talking about? Uh oh, retard alert!
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
26376 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 6:54 am to
The race is today it wasn't yesterday

Interested to see how it goes!
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
26376 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 12:25 pm to
Watching Eagleman it's crazy how you have age groupers just finishing the swim getting in the way of pros entering T2 coming off the bike
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 5:20 pm to
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How’d it go little man? Qualify for 70.3 worlds with your athletic excellence?


At least hit all of my time targets. Beat my target by 6 minutes and there was a lot more elevation than I originally thought.

Beat hundreds of people with 5 months of training…. frickin nerd

I’m not telling you lunatics my exact time or you’ll show up to my office or some shite
Posted by 13233
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2016
81 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 6:17 pm to
Great job meeting your goals Mingo! That’s awesome. I hope you had a ball out there today.
Posted by BradBallard
Wilmington, Delaware
Member since Jun 2020
567 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 7:51 pm to
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Not sure what you're laughing at? You are proving the point I'm trying to make. People are jumping into the 70.3 and 140.6 distances too quickly in my opinion. 39-43 minutes for 1.2 miles is not a good swimming time. I hope your event goes well. I really do. But slogging through a 6-7 hour half just doesn't equate to health nor fitness for me.


I did Eagleman 70.3 today. They had the Pro’s there. Lucy Charles Barkley went sub 4 hours. It wasn’t the most impressive performance of the day.

That belonged to a woman in the 80-84 age group who went 6:57 including a 19 mph average on the bike.
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