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If I play golf for the first time ever,

Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:09 am
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32312 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:09 am
What are the most important etiquette and just how to conduct myself tips you can give me? I’m going to suck, but I don’t want to be annoying, also.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
82710 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:10 am to
Don’t be loud. Don’t talk in a backswing or once the person addresses the ball to hit it.
This post was edited on 7/19/24 at 10:10 am
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118102 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:10 am to
Did you tell him about the fricking golf shoes?
Posted by MightyYat
StB Garden District
Member since Jan 2009
25029 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:11 am to
Allow people to play through.
Posted by bayouvette
Raceland
Member since Oct 2005
5293 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:11 am to
After bout 5 over just pick up your ball and move to the next hole.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25049 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:11 am to
I hope you do better than I do.

I'm a strong putter. It just takes me 20 iron shots to get to the green. I would be better off bashing the ball down the fair way with my Bullseye putter than to use an iron.

ETA: I also have a water hazard psychosis. Webb Hill CC near Greenville Texas has a water hazard on the second hole. I used to play there, and my ball would go in the water every time. No matter what club, tee or no tee, ball was going in the water.
This post was edited on 7/19/24 at 10:14 am
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53509 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:12 am to
quote:

I don’t want to be annoying
too late
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
34266 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:12 am to
Just pick the ball up after like 10 mis hits and try fresh next hole.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71535 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:12 am to
Drink lots of beer
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
65938 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:12 am to
Keep up with the group in front of you. Don't damage the greens and fix ball marks. Rake bunkers. You have to play the hole with your dick out if your tee shot doesn't make it past the lady's tees.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
19327 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:12 am to
If people behind you are waiting for you to hit or find your ball or whatever. Let them play through.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
38608 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:13 am to
Play fast. Bring a shitload of balls and don’t spend more than a minute or two looking for wayward shots. If you saw it go into the woods, don’t bother looking. Just drop in the fairway and keep it moving.

If you are really struggling on a hole and your partners are either way ahead of you on said hole, just pick up.

Walk up and hit the ball. Your third practice swing ain’t gonna do anything for you.
This post was edited on 7/19/24 at 10:14 am
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
37857 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:13 am to
wear a collared shirt

dont spend forever looking for a lost ball.

be ready to play when it's your turn

if a faster group is behind you, move to the side and let them play through

dont make a lot of noise
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70424 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:13 am to
Yeah just don’t take forever. Like others said pick up your ball after a while and don’t spend a ton of time looking for a lost one either. Just play with the pace of your group and you will be fine.
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
23196 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:14 am to
Do you know anything about proper grip and swing? May want to watch a few videos on youtube and go to the driving range to hit some balls around before diving into a full game blind.
Posted by Hook Em Horns
350000 posts
Member since Sep 2010
15649 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:14 am to
I understood that reference.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
133165 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:15 am to
quote:

If I play golf for the first time ever,


Video yourself and post a link here.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
35539 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:16 am to
Don't do it, ya gonna be hooked..
Posted by Tigerholic
Member since Sep 2006
2355 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:16 am to
Definitely get a nice pair of pressed jeans.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
48856 posts
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:16 am to
After you have hit equal to 3 shots over par on a hole, pick up your ball and wait until the next hole. You will do the people behind you a favor and the people you are playing with will respect you for it

Otherwise, have fun
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