re: How do your wives of GF's feel about your gamin

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Mine hates me and she hates all of you. To her, you are my "little buddies

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no one cares if a woman with crooked titties doesn't like them

( . )( * ) NEVER FORGET

ETA: Did you get the box back?

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i'll suck on a crooked tittie like nobody can

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it'll just take some getting use to

if you are going to town on one and want to feel the other...you may have to feel around a bit before finding it

kinda like finding a light switch in a dark room

I'd be a tough adjustment for the motorboat, no doubt. Having to shake from 2 o'clock to 7 o'clock is fricking awkward


LOL at all you that do the above motion to see how awkward it actually is.

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if i buy ya'll a gift, will you send me a picture of her wearing it? Nothing else but my present FWIW

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answer me bitch

i need to know if i have to shell out the $20 for the bow tie

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i'll suck on a crooked cock like nobody can

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FIFY.

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Make a homemade bow tie and we have a deal. That's more sentimental than you buying one.

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i'll make it outta candy or some gooberish shite like that..that way you can get something out of the deal

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Or he can buy her one ticket to go somewhere where he will not be....

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i have no idea what you're implying....

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E-card bro. Funny cute e-card. "gonna miss hanging with you on v-day, we'll have to celebrate it soon"

hanging =/= spending...so she won't be ableto interpret or read deep into it.

That let's her know you at least thought about her on V-day, an nothing else.

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legit idea.

i was also kicking around 2 other ideas:

1) Victoria Secret Gift Card. I too reap the benefits of this gift.

2) She loves cajun food. Everytime I go home she begs me to bring her some homemade jambalaya, gumbo, boudin, etc. So i'm thinking maybe I order her a king cake from ambrossia or something and have it shipped to her for saturday?

I got my fiancé a plane ticket to visit family for v-day/mardi GRAS break.

You're ideas portray something more than just hitting hit, IMO.

I wouldn't drop a dime on a booty buddy

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I can't lie Proof. It sounds like you are grade A in love.

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not possible.

we hardly speak other than the occasional txt of, "when are you available" and the occasional drunk, "I'm gonna frick your world up tonight" txts.

i'm just a nice guy, trying to continue this booty call, nothing more.


and we've been solely hooking up for 4 months now, no dates, no dinners, no movie nights,....just booty and i'm happy with that.

i know more about the measurements of her tits and arse, than i do what goes on in her life.

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this is pretty much what wives do FWIW

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really? mine must be broken


where's that receipt