What would be your reaction if your son stole some Bourbon?

That was staged...

ETA: I'd make his arse take it back in and apologize.

Then I would wonder what else the little clepto was pinching from houses he's been in.

From who?

The store? An asswhipping.

From me and he drank it both responsibly and like a gentleman, he would get a stern talking to and an explanation of the dangers our family faces with alcohol consumption.

I'm the only one who has learned to be able to indulge, even occasionally over indulge, without crossing that line.

what kind of bourbon?

The acting was horrible

Some people just want attention.