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re: Portnoy Pizza Reviews

Posted on 4/8/22 at 6:48 pm to
Posted by moontigr
Dark Side of the Moon
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Posted on 4/8/22 at 6:48 pm to
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Blind taste test would have those ratings pretty jumbled.



You're likely right. Same goes for pretty much any cuisine.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 4/8/22 at 9:24 pm to
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Not sure what you're not getting. Just because a pizza isn't among the best I've ever had doesn't mean it's not enjoyable. Heck, I enjoy Dominos and Fleur de Lis and Pizza Hut from time to time as well. Certainly not the best I've ever eaten but I still enjoy it.



This is not me its you. You shite on New Orleans/metry pizza in one post and then say it’s not bad on another one.

The posts are there ..in this thread so.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 4/8/22 at 9:32 pm to
Moon: NOLA pizza is shite

Portnoy: Pizza ain't terrible; like it.

TD: anyone see Portnoy was in town and liked some pizza?

Moon: told you it is average. I've had so much better though. I'm experienced.

This post was edited on 4/8/22 at 9:33 pm
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43121 posts
Posted on 4/8/22 at 9:34 pm to
So I've just heard about this Portniy guy through this thread. What are his qualifications? I've watched some of his reviews and he just seems like a giant douche. Why the love?
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102104 posts
Posted on 4/8/22 at 9:39 pm to
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78368 posts
Posted on 4/8/22 at 9:43 pm to
Douche? Oh yeah, definitely. Frat Star who never grew up.

Utmost qualifications when it comes to pizza. Minor in sauce, Major in yeast.
This post was edited on 4/8/22 at 9:54 pm
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 4/8/22 at 9:50 pm to
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Minor in sauce, Major in yeast.


Ok, at least he didn't minor in masturbation with liver
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78368 posts
Posted on 4/8/22 at 9:55 pm to
Liver doesn't produce near the friction needed for a good review
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43121 posts
Posted on 4/8/22 at 10:03 pm to
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Come, Big Boy, come,” screamed the maddened piece of liver that, in my own insanity, I bought one afternoon at a butcher shop 
Posted by moontigr
Dark Side of the Moon
Member since Nov 2020
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Posted on 4/8/22 at 10:22 pm to
Your comprehension skills need work. Never said it was shite. Just said it’s not as good as some other places. But you go ahead and try to twist things to fit your narrative
Posted by moontigr
Dark Side of the Moon
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Posted on 4/8/22 at 10:26 pm to
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This is not me its you. You shite on New Orleans/metry pizza in one post and then say it’s not bad on another one. The posts are there ..in this thread so.


Where

Stating that it’s not on the level of other places in northeast isn’t “shitting” on it; it’s speaking truth. His list proves that: over 200+ places are rated higher than the #1 place in Louisiana. A 7.8 is a good, not great, score. I also never said that any of the New Orleans/Metairie places were "bad"; they just don't compare when you're looking at the grand scheme of things.

If you want to believe that Louisiana has great pizza, hey, knock yourself out. I'm certainly not going to change my mind about Fiori's being great despite it only being a 7.8 on his scale.
This post was edited on 4/9/22 at 7:54 am
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37052 posts
Posted on 4/9/22 at 7:21 am to
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What are his qualifications?


He’s eaten more pizza than just about anyone. I don’t know an exact number, but he’s probably had pizza from over 1,000 restaurants.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
38448 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 5:09 pm to
A frickin pizza from a snow cone hut just got a 7.8
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