Jabbys pizza review on google

So I went in today for lunch and ordered the usual, the angry bee. Well, I have finally realized why they call it the angry bee. About 4 hours after consuming your delicious pizza, the bees began to sting, stinging my inners! I was about to head home from work around 4 and quickly realized that I would not make my short 15 minute ride home. Quickly ran to the bathroom and let the bees out, all the while stinging my colon on the way out. Cool now I get to ride home in peace, not having to worry if I was going to have bees trapped in my work trousers on the way home. Get home, well, someone poked the hive again. Busting thru the the door in a frantic hurry to unleash these devilish bees once again. This time they weren’t angry, these must of been killer hornets. Stinging both upper and lower intestines. I mange to extract these devils, after breaking into a horrible sweat. Ok, I thought to myself, should be good now. So I proceed to take a shower and clean up, get all them stingers out of my rectal region. Satisfied with the result of a cool sensation of 2.8 gallons per minute cleaning my already punished dumping hole, I just knew it was smooth sailing now. So I go outside to do some pool maintenance, working on the pool filter. Well guess what happens next! I pulled a little too hard on a wrench and the last of those satanic bees decided to pay me another visit. I rush inside, it’s too late. Lucifer’s bees unleashed hell on my rectum. Fully collapsing any strength I had to keep it water tight. Jumped in the shower again to wash off any incriminating evidence before the wife gets home. Didn’t work in my favor, I’m bent over like a pretzel with the high power sprayer penetrating my poor, burning hole and the wife walks in. “What are you doing” she asks. I yell “ these bees have torn me up and I think I’m having an allergic reaction!” In disgust she quickly leaves to go out of town for the rest of the weekend. So now I’m facing permanent rectal damage and possibly a divorce cause who uses a shower head to clean their butt she asked. I’ll keep everyone updated. But overall I give the angry bee a 4 out of 5. My only recommendation is if you get, have some vasoline ready and always lock the bathroom door!”