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I'm going to teach you how to cook steak.

Posted on 6/11/10 at 7:06 am
Posted by Schwartz
Member since Nov 2006
27097 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 7:06 am
I've seen lots of discussion recently on how to properly cook steak at home, and I think it's time I tell y'all how to do it correctly. Crappy pics, sorry.

Starting with the right raw ingredients is obviously going to be the biggest step in determining the outcome...which isn't to say that the most expensive steak is the best. For me, the best cut to grill at home is either a flat iron, or a ribeye. We'll stick with ribeye since everyone is familiar with it. I think that strips never come out quite right on the grill. Their density calls for much higher heat, and can only be properly cooked under a salamander for my tastes.

So, the ribeye:



USDA choice. Nothing fancy. Get grass fed (not finished) if you can find it. I think those two beauties set me back a whopping $9.

Now, go outside and fill your chimney with good quality natural chunk charcoal. If you don't have a chimney, or natural chunk charcoal, you're doing it wrong.



While that's lighting, unwrap your steaks and let them come up to room temperature while you assemble your seasonings....there are a lot of them!

Here's the big list. You'll need:

Kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper (Buy a freaking pepper mill already people! They're worth it!)

And....that's it. I lied about it being a lot.

Brush both sides of the meat with canola or vegetable oil...you just want a very light coating. Sprinkle with the salt and pepper. How much? I usually tell people to use about 50% more than they think they should use.

Dump your coals in, clean your grate, and prepare to sear!
Try and make a cold and hot side on your grill. We'll be searing first, and then moving off to the cold side to finish. I have a monstrosity of a grill, so getting two different thermal zones is easy.



Now slap them puppies on! You want maximum heat for this, so adjust your grill dampers and charcoal level appropriately. I usually go around 90-120 seconds per side. After you
get a nice sear, move off to the cold side, with the "eye" of the ribeye (the round meaty part) pointing towards the coals. Let rest for 8 minutes, and devour. Cooking times will vary...get a thermometer, or learn how to check doneness by feel.






Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93289 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 7:13 am to


i'll try this. i made a ribeye every single day this last week (including sunday) but i am very much a meat-taste lover and didnt put ANY seasoning whatsoever on them. still very tasty.

also as i'm very busy i just used my gas grill..but since i still have 3-4 ribeyes left i'll fire up the bubba keg this weekend (yep natural lump charcoal only) and try your technique out. always looking for ways to make a tasty ribeye
Posted by LsuTool
Member since Oct 2009
36069 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 7:21 am to
What do you put on the asparagus?
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 7:37 am to
I HUNGRY NOW!
Posted by TigerinATL
Member since Feb 2005
62446 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 7:47 am to
quote:

What do you put on the asparagus?


My asparagus comes out well on high heat in the oven for 10 - 15 minutes with just salt, pepper, and olive oil. It really doesn't need much extra.
This post was edited on 6/11/10 at 7:48 am
Posted by BigAlBR
Member since Jun 2008
5099 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 7:54 am to
Natural chunk has a lower temperature. If you want a better sear, use charcoal.

Thanks for the early morning cup of condescension.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40383 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 8:00 am to
You did not teach me a damn thing. Please try again.
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 8:08 am to
quote:

You did not teach me a damn thing. Please try again.
wonder if he uses a lighter or matches?
Posted by offshoreangler
713, Texas
Member since Jun 2008
22559 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 8:09 am to
You are really annoying
Posted by Afreaux
Conway Bayou
Member since Aug 2007
47019 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 8:27 am to
quote:

You are really annoying


That's unnecessary.
Posted by offshoreangler
713, Texas
Member since Jun 2008
22559 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 8:31 am to
You were just added to the shite list as well
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52552 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 8:32 am to
quote:


My asparagus comes out well on high heat in the oven for 10 - 15 minutes with just salt, pepper, and olive oil. It really doesn't need much extra.
I like it a tad more firm...usually 8 to 10 minutes.Plus, I like to add a tad of citrus and top with feta after it's ready. Good stuff.
Posted by BigAlBR
Member since Jun 2008
5099 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 8:40 am to
quote:

I like it a tad more firm...usually 8 to 10 minutes.Plus, I like to add a tad of citrus and top with feta after it's ready. Good stuff.


I concur with the reduced time on really high heat. I usually shave fresh parm. The feta sounds good as well.
Posted by Schwartz
Member since Nov 2006
27097 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 8:42 am to
quote:

What do you put on the asparagus?



Usually a balsamic glaze, salt, pepper, and lemon juice.

quote:

Natural chunk has a lower temperature. If you want a better sear, use charcoal.


The Maillard reaction gives absolutely zero shits about the type of charcoal you're using. I just prefer to not eat carcinogens, burned hydrocarbons, and other nasty shite. If you want to do so, go for it! Briquettes also leave behind a ton of ash, are prone to temperature spikes, and are just plain nasty.

quote:

You did not teach me a damn thing. Please try again.


I'm sorry, please don't be mad at me on the Internet.

quote:

You are really annoying


You are really douchey.

quote:

That's unnecessary.


You can come over for steak, Afreaux.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40383 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 8:45 am to
quote:

wonder if he uses a lighter or matches?


If he did not use 11" Diamond medium phosphorous fireplace matches, he did it wrong.
Posted by BlueCrab
North of Last Island
Member since Sep 2006
7143 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 8:46 am to
Your piss is going to stink.
Posted by Schwartz
Member since Nov 2006
27097 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 8:47 am to
quote:

If he did not use 11" Diamond medium phosphorous fireplace matches, he did it wrong.



I actually light my charcoal using the condensed souls of unborn Asian children.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40383 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 8:51 am to
quote:

I actually light my charcoal using the condensed souls of unborn Asian children


Most novices do. Eventually you'll find your way to the uncondensed Ugandian version and never look back.
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 8:58 am to
quote:

I like to add a tad of citrus and top with feta after it's ready. Good stuff
and those little slices of nuts..
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93289 posts
Posted on 6/11/10 at 9:28 am to
quote:

I actually light my charcoal using the condensed souls of unborn Asian children.


this thread has potential
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