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After the Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
Posted on 2/23/18 at 9:21 am
Posted on 2/23/18 at 9:21 am
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
Posted on 2/23/18 at 10:32 am to Stadium Rat
Guiness is nothing more than the Natural Light of Ireland.
Posted on 2/23/18 at 10:37 am to X123F45
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Guiness is nothing more than the Natural Light of Ireland.
Compared to the porters and stouts out there now, you are correct.
Posted on 2/23/18 at 6:25 pm to Lakeboy7
How did that joke get 24 up vote
Posted on 2/23/18 at 6:29 pm to kjntgr
quote:Cause it's hilarious, of course.
How did that joke get 24 up vote
Some of you beer snobs have no sense of humor.
Posted on 2/23/18 at 7:14 pm to Stadium Rat
It's got decent flavor, but at 4 point whatever percent, I mean, come on.
This post was edited on 2/23/18 at 7:15 pm
Posted on 2/23/18 at 7:59 pm to Chucktown_Badger
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It's got decent flavor, but at 4 point whatever percent, I m
Proof of the above.
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:50 am to X123F45
Except the Irish love Guinness and it would never be looked down upon...unlike Natural Light.
Posted on 2/24/18 at 8:05 pm to Chucktown_Badger
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It's got decent flavor, but at 4 point whatever percent, I mean, come on.
I’ve cream is 0% and I like it.
This post was edited on 2/24/18 at 8:06 pm
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