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re: Are you ever too drunk to get in bed with your wife?
Posted on 4/20/19 at 9:41 pm to geauxtigers87
Posted on 4/20/19 at 9:41 pm to geauxtigers87
There are people who get kicked out of bed for being too drunk?
I've been drunk as a skunk and never been kicked out of bed by anyone.
I've been drunk as a skunk and never been kicked out of bed by anyone.
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Posted on 4/20/19 at 9:42 pm to rintintin
quote:
If you get kicked out of bed for smelling like booze that's a problem.
Yeah it’s time to find a new wife and getting a new wife can get expensive cause the old bitch wants half your shite.
This post was edited on 4/20/19 at 9:43 pm
Posted on 4/20/19 at 9:49 pm to geauxtigers87
quote:
push threw
I see you’ve been drinking
Posted on 4/20/19 at 9:59 pm to geauxtigers87
Yes, but that’s me kicking myself out because I’m too drunk to lay in bed.
Posted on 4/20/19 at 10:02 pm to geauxtigers87
quote:
strictly for demonstration purposes you've been drinking and you come to bed and you smell like booze.
Just go pass out in the shower.
Posted on 4/20/19 at 10:13 pm to rowbear1922
That took far longer to get posted then i was expecting! 
Posted on 4/20/19 at 10:14 pm to geauxtigers87
quote:
i dont know anything about AA meetings
This thread proves that you need to start going to them.
Posted on 4/20/19 at 10:30 pm to Proximo
[quote]Are you posting from the couch?
I like the couch it’s like camping!
I like the couch it’s like camping!
Posted on 4/20/19 at 10:31 pm to geauxtigers87
Naw. But trying to PIIHB when drunk does.
Posted on 4/20/19 at 10:33 pm to geauxtigers87
I Mean, how often are you coming to bed shitfaced? You’re answer should answer your other question pretty easily
It’s not a difficult situation to figure out
It’s not a difficult situation to figure out
This post was edited on 4/20/19 at 10:34 pm
Posted on 4/20/19 at 10:34 pm to geauxtigers87
How the hell do you get kicked out of your own bed?
Posted on 4/20/19 at 10:36 pm to Proximo
quote:
Are you posting from the couch?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Posted on 4/20/19 at 10:37 pm to geauxtigers87
Nope...I paid for the bed, so by default, I plan to sleep in it.
Posted on 4/20/19 at 10:38 pm to geauxtigers87
Never let your wife kick you out of bed. Bad precedent.
You start ceding territory and you’ll end up with a corner of the footrest
You start ceding territory and you’ll end up with a corner of the footrest
Posted on 4/20/19 at 10:40 pm to geauxtigers87
Just say..”Daddy’s home...if you are awake you are getting laid tonight”. Trust me...she won’t say a word and you sleep comfortably.
Posted on 4/20/19 at 11:29 pm to WeeWee
AA is for quitters
Posted on 4/20/19 at 11:33 pm to geauxtigers87
Passed out in the snow.
The floor.
Car.
Neighbors yard.
Threw up all over our bed.
I've done a lot I couldn't control. Usually she leaves me wherever, but I don't get that way anymore.
The floor.
Car.
Neighbors yard.
Threw up all over our bed.
I've done a lot I couldn't control. Usually she leaves me wherever, but I don't get that way anymore.
Posted on 4/20/19 at 11:55 pm to geauxtigers87
Only if the day ends in “y”
Posted on 4/21/19 at 2:53 am to geauxtigers87
Considering my wife is actually my right hand, no.
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