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A Beautiful Mind by Jose Canseco
Posted on 1/30/19 at 6:38 pm
Posted on 1/30/19 at 6:38 pm
ABC7News Jose's Twitter Rant
So desperation to stay relevant or his mind has finally gone from all the steroids?
quote:
"we are in communication with aliens with a very flexible body composition called the AI51. These aliens are going to teach us how to try and travel the brain can physically travel without the body".
quote:
"Aliens have been trying to teach us how to time travel but first we have to change our body composition which we are not willing to do we have tried with animals and it has failed."
quote:
"Time travel puts 42,651 pounds of pressure on a human skeletal structure.... can you detach the brain from the body and equalize the pressure it could be done," tweeted Canseco. "Our science is totally irrelevant to aliens".
So desperation to stay relevant or his mind has finally gone from all the steroids?
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Posted on 1/30/19 at 6:39 pm to KirkLazarus
Attention whore
Posted on 1/30/19 at 6:42 pm to KirkLazarus
little too much medical marijuana there Jose
Posted on 1/30/19 at 6:43 pm to KirkLazarus
I don't see the issue here. Time has proven again and again: if you want to move forward, if you want to innovate, look to Jose Canseco.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 6:50 pm to KirkLazarus
I'm gonna wait for Ricky Henderson to chime in before I really decide about this alien thing.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 7:22 pm to KirkLazarus
All I have to do is cut my head off to time travel? BRB.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 7:38 pm to Jalbow3
That home run that bounced off his head must have scrambled those eggs pretty good.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 9:18 pm to OldTigahFot
Canseco was always an under appreciated intellect. He wasn't just another dumb jock.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 9:24 pm to KirkLazarus
quote:
These aliens are going to teach us how to try and travel the brain can physically travel without the body".
That's old Wicca shite.
Old 70's magic books.
"You can fly if you use your mind but it's dangerous. You need to read my book to do it safely..."
signed - crazy fat lesbian
Posted on 1/31/19 at 12:31 am to KirkLazarus
nm
This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 11:40 am
Posted on 1/31/19 at 5:37 am to bperki6
Cool gif, but why show a Rangers highlight when this is clearly about Astro Projection?
Posted on 1/31/19 at 6:01 am to loweralabamatrojan
nm
This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 11:39 am
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