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Sacramento homeowner gets two Amazon deliveries - their order & driver's droppings

Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:55 pm
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4867 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:55 pm
https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2017/11/30/pooping-amazon-home-sacramento-video/


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When Bautista arrived home, she noticed the feces and initially thought it was a dog. She checked her surveillance video footage and found it was actually from a human.





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Bautista writes the woman’s supervisor came out in his personal car “and was not prepared for cleanup.”


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"He was in shock when he saw the size of ‘it’. He ended up scooping it up with a plastic bag, but didn’t want to take it with him (it smelled really bad). Guess the garbage can will smell like s__t for the next few days. I also had to hose down the gutter/sidewalk area after he left,” she said in a statement.


Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98822 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:56 pm to
Crappy service.
Posted by The Great McGinty
Member since Jan 2017
1384 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 8:15 pm to
No wipe? Bold move!
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62739 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 8:26 pm to
This woman bitches about the delivery person shitting quickly and efficiently, yet will be the first to complain that an order's delivery is taking too long.
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
10261 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 8:27 pm to
Was it a Prime delivery.
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38105 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 8:36 pm to
Does the video actually show her pooping?
I'm asking for a friend.
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4867 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 8:39 pm to
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No wipe? Bold move!


I saw that.

Also, appears to be a small chick that laces out a huge one - an absolute homewrecker.
Posted by LarryCLE
Member since Apr 2017
1545 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 8:39 pm to
Fricking Amazon Logistics. Prime has gone to shite (literally apparently) since they started their own garbage delivery service.
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4181 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 8:46 pm to
Drop the package and dueces she out
Posted by TigerVespamon
Member since Dec 2010
6011 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 8:47 pm to
Posted by pensacola
pensacola
Member since Sep 2005
4627 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 9:03 pm to
Is she from India?
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
17933 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 9:37 pm to
Well they are working long hours now and it’s not like they can just go in someone else’s house and take a shite. When nature calls there’s not much else one can do.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20022 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 9:59 pm to
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.....
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55983 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 10:37 pm to
she had on her safety vest and flashers flashing on the vehicle...at least she followed the proper safety protocol while shitting.
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 10:41 pm to
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Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.....


When I was younger and heard that song, I thought the lyrics were:
'Red like a douche in the middle of the night'
Posted by BigDawg0420
Hamsterdam
Member since Apr 2010
7396 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 10:46 pm to
What can brown do for you?
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20022 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 4:48 pm to
I thought “wrapped up like a......” as a yute as well.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30592 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 4:56 pm to
When you got to go, you got to go.
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2513 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 5:09 pm to
I think the homeowner should be glad their package was delivered
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