re: Craziest thing you’ve seen while on a run?

My runs are boring compared to these stories. Lots of pretty nature and wildlife is about it.

I too am happily married, but the other day i was running on University of Montana campus and two "coeds" stopped in front of me and one started to pull her sweatshirt over her head. I kept on trucking and didn't look back, somehow. Let's just say she would've probably had a decent OT rating, had I noticed....

A big black bear ran right in front of me a few weeks ago, while I was running with the stroller. He got sort of caught between me and some hikers and was trying to decide which way to go. Thankfully he just took off to the creek bed.

Ran past a very neat homeless encampment in the trees/brush by the Clark Fork. Just a single dude. I can't say as I blame him.

If we expand to cycling, some redneck threw a beer bottle at me once. Barely missed.