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re: Is there anything worse than shitting around strangers?

Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:21 am to
Posted by LarryDavid
Los Angeles
Member since Sep 2010
4207 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:21 am to
Your problem is too much dairy.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24920 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:23 am to
My office is 3/4ths women in a 2 bathroom converted house. I dont poop unless its an absolute emergency or a bunch of people are out of the office.
Posted by Kingpenm3
Xanadu
Member since Aug 2011
9185 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:25 am to
quote:

Is there anything worse than shitting around strangers?



I have a habitual underroller in my office. TP and paper towels. Pure insanity.

Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
32164 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:31 am to
I always end up laughing right after
Posted by rebel cat
Member since Mar 2020
1565 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:31 am to
Shitting at a Alabama welcome center. Pack your own roll.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:32 am to
Walked into a truck stop bathroom once and there was splattered diarrahea all over the entire stall. Looked like a brutal murder scene but instead of blood it was shite.
Posted by LSU Tigershark
10,000 posts
Member since Dec 2007
10548 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:34 am to
I'd rather shite around strangers than people I know, honestly
Posted by hob
Member since Dec 2017
2181 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:53 am to
I went to Indy 500 once in the late 80s/early 90s. The bathroom in the infield just had a row of toilets against the wall with no partitions or doors. Most of the Baws had their heads down not making eye contact. One fat dude was sitting back like a boss smoking a cigarette. A Jeff Gordon fan was passed out on the toilet, pants on the floor leaning back against the wall.

I was very careful about what I ate the rest of the day.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 11:04 am to
i can tell the op never had a prostate exam
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17946 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 11:38 am to
quote:

Is there anything worse than shitting around strangers


How to tell us you've never been to basic without saying you've never been to basic
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5235 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 11:53 am to
Ah, the good ole beer squirts with no electricity and a house full of people. Fun times
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12970 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 11:55 am to
I had to emergency shite once on the side of the road. Dropped pants and grabbed the bumper while cars passed by watching shite hanging out my arse. Pretty embarrassing but I guess it was better than shitting all over myself in the truck.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
92690 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 11:59 am to
quote:

there anything worse than shitting around strangers?


Shitting around people you know.

Don’t give a shite about strangers. I’ll come out of the stall and make eye contact and just grin
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29890 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 12:01 pm to
It doesn’t bother me but I don’t really have loud bowel movements though
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15672 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 12:02 pm to
In the service they don’t even have dividers baw.
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
8847 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 12:04 pm to
Im currently on light duty doing admin crap and the mens is right across from the 2 butchy female bosses of this office. I hate going here but it's cleaner than the gas station.
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 12:47 pm to
Just embrace it like these guys.

ToIlet scene
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
17345 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 12:52 pm to
Try having diarrhea on a red eye to Europe when the closest shitter is opposite the flight attendants jump seats.

Talk about multiple walks of shame.
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
5216 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 1:04 pm to
Don’t hold back. shite as if your life depends on it. You’ll feel better and it’ll be over.

Just don’t ride it. Flush the damn toilet.
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
3743 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 1:11 pm to
Have you ever taken a dump in TS about 15-20 years ago? North endzone bathroom? No doors to speak of. Try doing that, especially drinking 2 bloodys, a dozen beers, many shots of rumple, hi-balls, eating hot sausage and other stuff. I know from experience. Missed an entire half one game vs Moo St. Could've sworn it was battery acid in the toilet. Brutal
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