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re: Biggest assholes in the animal kingdom
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:22 pm to TigerBR1111
Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:22 pm to TigerBR1111
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My vote goes to the mockingbird. Always tried to frick with my dog who would be just walking in the park minding her own business. Just saw one nipping at a crow trying to steal its food. I think they even eat bird eggs when they leave their nest unattended. I know there are more bad-arse animals like the honey badger for example but I’ve never encountered a bigger prick in the animal kingdom than your common mockingbird.
This! They are complete assholes. I must say that twice a week. Harper Lee got it wrong...I'd LOVE to kill a mockingbird.
Not only are they dicks to every other bird, and they'll dive bomb you after building a next RIGHT BY YOUR frickING FRONT DOOR, but they'll starting yapping in a tree ALL NIGHT LONG for days on end trying to get laid.
frick that bird.
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Posted on 5/28/21 at 2:23 pm to GeauxTigerTM
Blue Jays are bigger dicks than Mockingbirds.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 3:06 pm to GeauxTigerTM
quote:This is why Sheridan makes pellet rifles.
Not only are they dicks to every other bird, and they'll dive bomb you after building a next RIGHT BY YOUR frickING FRONT DOOR, but they'll starting yapping in a tree ALL NIGHT LONG for days on end trying to get laid
Posted on 5/28/21 at 4:37 pm to GeauxTigerTM
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This! They are complete assholes. I must say that twice a week. Harper Lee got it wrong...I'd LOVE to kill a mockingbird.
Not only are they dicks to every other bird, and they'll dive bomb you after building a next RIGHT BY YOUR frickING FRONT DOOR, but they'll starting yapping in a tree ALL NIGHT LONG for days on end trying to get laid.
frick that bird.
I've seriously considered burning trees down to get mockingbirds to shut the frick up at 3 in the morning. I hate those fricking things so very, very much.
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