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Why do women feel the need to move things that aren’t theirs?
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:26 pm
Had two full boxes of black rifle coffee pods sitting in the pantry. I still had some left over from a previous shipment, so I left them in the shipping box they came in.
Go to make some coffee this morning and its gone. Tore the kitchen apart looking for it. Question the wife and asked her if she moved it. Of course I got a strong “what reason would I have to move that” etc.
So now I’m confused. The girl that cleans our house once a month came Friday, so may she stole them? Maybe she just can’t help herself and loves coffee that much? Just hard to imagine how a box of coffee up and leaves.
Well finally wife comes clean and says she threw the shipment box away while cleaning. She thought it was empty. Sure enough head outside to look in the big trash can and there is my $30 box of coffee unopened sitting in the dumpster. I mean you can hear the shite rattle when you pick it up. Just unbelievable
Go to make some coffee this morning and its gone. Tore the kitchen apart looking for it. Question the wife and asked her if she moved it. Of course I got a strong “what reason would I have to move that” etc.
So now I’m confused. The girl that cleans our house once a month came Friday, so may she stole them? Maybe she just can’t help herself and loves coffee that much? Just hard to imagine how a box of coffee up and leaves.
Well finally wife comes clean and says she threw the shipment box away while cleaning. She thought it was empty. Sure enough head outside to look in the big trash can and there is my $30 box of coffee unopened sitting in the dumpster. I mean you can hear the shite rattle when you pick it up. Just unbelievable
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:27 pm to WaydownSouth
Well I’d worry more about the lying or the fact that she’s too dumb to realize a box has things in it before tossing it out.
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:27 pm to WaydownSouth
They crazy bud
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:27 pm to WaydownSouth
If she stole them she did you a favor.
Truly bad coffee.
Yes, you are a patriot for buying it though.
Truly bad coffee.
Yes, you are a patriot for buying it though.
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:28 pm to WaydownSouth
It can get quite annoying, but I have to remember that the house would be waste site if it weren't for her cleaning and organizing.
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:28 pm to WaydownSouth
quote:she did you a favor by throwing out the burnt low quality beans
Well finally wife comes clean and says she threw the shipment box away while cleaning
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:28 pm to fightin tigers
Meh. The keurig coffee is all trash. The black rifle is the only one dark enough that I can make a 12oz cup with and it not be totally watered down
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:29 pm to WaydownSouth
quote:
Sure enough head outside to look in the big trash can
quote:
$30 box of coffee unopened sitting in the dumpster.
Which is it? The big trash can or the dumpster?
You can’t even keep track of your own lies
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:30 pm to WaydownSouth
I get the convenience, but dark roast doesn't mean flavorful coffee.
Buy something local and fresh. The extra 2 minutes to make the coffee is well worth it.
Plus you are supporting local. Probably for cheaper.
Buy something local and fresh. The extra 2 minutes to make the coffee is well worth it.
Plus you are supporting local. Probably for cheaper.
This post was edited on 3/28/21 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:30 pm to WaydownSouth
quote:
Meh. The keurig coffee is all trash. The black rifle is the only one dark enough that I can make a 12oz cup with and it not be totally watered down
Do yourself a favor and get yourself a nice little pour over set up. It's not that expensive and your coffee will be so much better.
Plus you can lord your coffee snobbiness over all of your friends.
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:30 pm to tgrbaitn08
quote:
You can’t even keep track of your own lies
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:31 pm to WaydownSouth
quote:
The girl that cleans our house once a month came Friday, so may she stole them?
Would have been a huge favor. BR Coffee is terrible.
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:31 pm to WaydownSouth
quote:
Meh. The keurig coffee is all trash. The black rifle is the only one dark enough that I can make a 12oz cup with and it not be totally watered down
This.
The shite that comes out of those K cups isn't coffee.
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:36 pm to WaydownSouth
If you ever figure this out you will be a billionaire
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:38 pm to Jcorye1
quote:
Do yourself a favor and get yourself a nice little pour over set up. It's not that expensive and your coffee will be so much better.
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:48 pm to WaydownSouth
I had a guy throw two brass pumps in a box wrapped in bubble wrap into the trash.
Thought the box was empty.
Weighed 16 pounds. 575.00.
He “thought the box was empty”. The only thing empty was his cranium.
Thought the box was empty.
Weighed 16 pounds. 575.00.
He “thought the box was empty”. The only thing empty was his cranium.
This post was edited on 3/28/21 at 9:49 pm
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:48 pm to fightin tigers
The story is about the fricked up shite women do. In come the coffee snobs to hijack the thread. Bunch of women.
To OP, I have spots for my stuff. Everyone in my family who has lived with me (most are all grown and gone now) knew/knows not to touch or move my shite.
When the wife couldn’t find her car keys every motherfricking morning, I would point to the key hook (that she asked me to make) where my keys were all hanging.
To OP, I have spots for my stuff. Everyone in my family who has lived with me (most are all grown and gone now) knew/knows not to touch or move my shite.
When the wife couldn’t find her car keys every motherfricking morning, I would point to the key hook (that she asked me to make) where my keys were all hanging.
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:49 pm to WaydownSouth
Jody drank them
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:50 pm to WaydownSouth
quote:Subtle “I fricked up and married a liar” brag noted.
Question the wife and asked her if she moved it. Of course I got a strong “what reason would I have to move that” etc.
Posted on 3/28/21 at 9:51 pm to WaydownSouth
quote:
Why do women feel the need to move things that aren’t theirs?
Or put shite where they know damn good and well it doesn’t go.
Woman, we’ve had a can organizer in the cabinet for years. Why in Sam hell frick is there tomato paste and organic black beans in three other cabinets too? If you buy one more goddamn bottle of rice vinegar because a Pinterest recipe calls for a TBSP... No, you don’t need chia seeds, the chia seeds I told you you didn’t need six months ago are in a sealed container in the back of a bottom cabinet, along with the fricking tapioca flour, nutritional yeast, and cooking oats which are somehow different from the regular oats in multiple cabinets.
I use my deodorant every morning and every night. Leave it on the vanity god dammit.
/Rant.
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