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Biden: "All Bombs Used In The Middle East Will Be Purchased From Black-Owned Businesses"
Posted on 3/4/21 at 7:30 am
Posted on 3/4/21 at 7:30 am
BB
Journalists are praising Joe Biden after he announced that every bomb he drops in the Middle East from now on will be purchased from a black-owned business.
President Biden made the announcement in front of a huge crowd of white journalists on Zoom, who cheered so loud after hearing the news that President Biden had to adjust his earpiece.
"Hey, folks-- here's the deal: we gotta drop some bombs. We just do. That's how things are," said Biden. "We have all these extra bombs lying around collecting dust and we have to drop them on those people over there who -- as intelligence is telling us -- are bad people. They're bad people folks! Gotta bomb 'em!"
"But we're gonna purchase all our future bombs from some clean, articulate black business owners who make bombs. It's just the right thing to do," he continued.
Unfortunately, it was later discovered that there are no black business owners in the country who make bombs for the U.S. military. "Ah man-- that's too bad," said Biden before canceling his meeting with Al Sharpton.
Journalists are praising Joe Biden after he announced that every bomb he drops in the Middle East from now on will be purchased from a black-owned business.
President Biden made the announcement in front of a huge crowd of white journalists on Zoom, who cheered so loud after hearing the news that President Biden had to adjust his earpiece.
"Hey, folks-- here's the deal: we gotta drop some bombs. We just do. That's how things are," said Biden. "We have all these extra bombs lying around collecting dust and we have to drop them on those people over there who -- as intelligence is telling us -- are bad people. They're bad people folks! Gotta bomb 'em!"
"But we're gonna purchase all our future bombs from some clean, articulate black business owners who make bombs. It's just the right thing to do," he continued.
Unfortunately, it was later discovered that there are no black business owners in the country who make bombs for the U.S. military. "Ah man-- that's too bad," said Biden before canceling his meeting with Al Sharpton.
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Posted on 3/4/21 at 7:31 am to Crimson Wraith
They are awesome 
Posted on 3/4/21 at 7:35 am to Crimson Wraith
Ah. Nothing like getting back to normal.
Posted on 3/4/21 at 7:35 am to Crimson Wraith
The Bee needs to tread lightly. They are getting too close to what could be current clown world headlines
Posted on 3/4/21 at 7:40 am to jamboybarry
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The Bee needs to tread lightly. They are getting too close to what could be current clown world headlines
That's good satire then when you have to double take
Posted on 3/4/21 at 7:43 am to Crimson Wraith
They probably won't work.
Posted on 3/4/21 at 8:00 am to Crimson Wraith
Sadly, Babylon Bee is going out of business because what is happening in Washington is now too crazy to parody.
Posted on 3/4/21 at 8:01 am to Crimson Wraith
Posted on 3/4/21 at 8:01 am to Crimson Wraith
quote:
"But we're gonna purchase all our future bombs from some clean, articulate black business owners who make bombs. It's just the right thing to do," he continued.
Did he really say this? OK you had me before I opened the link.
This post was edited on 3/4/21 at 8:03 am
Posted on 3/4/21 at 8:02 am to Crimson Wraith
They just keep stepping up their game. The sad part is in 6 months this will be a real headline.
Posted on 3/4/21 at 8:11 am to Crimson Wraith
Again, BB not probably far off from reality, except that Biden purchasing from Black-Owned Business would probably look something like this:
Posted on 3/4/21 at 8:17 am to Crimson Wraith
Reparations
Posted on 3/4/21 at 8:20 am to Crimson Wraith
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Crimson Wraith
I got so mad as I opened this!
Posted on 3/4/21 at 8:21 am to Crimson Wraith
Maybe he meant cartoonishly large black dildos.
Dropping those on muslims will possibly be more horrifying than actual bombs.
Dropping those on muslims will possibly be more horrifying than actual bombs.
Posted on 3/4/21 at 8:53 am to Crimson Wraith
The writers and editors at the Bee are geniuses
You know we have reached peak stupid when satire is closer to reality than what is reported by the MSM
You know we have reached peak stupid when satire is closer to reality than what is reported by the MSM
Posted on 3/4/21 at 8:53 am to Crimson Wraith
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All Bombs Used In The Middle East Will Be Purchased From Black-Owned Businesses
Isn't BLM a black-owned business?
So, they're buying these to drop on brown people?
I love the Bee
Posted on 3/4/21 at 8:56 am to Cuz413
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That's good satire then when you have to double take
Their batting average is in the high .800s
Posted on 3/4/21 at 8:58 am to Deek
If its like most "black owned businesses" the government uses they just buy it from someone else and mark up the price 150% and make a killing off that sweet gov. Contract.....
Posted on 3/4/21 at 9:00 am to Crimson Wraith
It's hard to tell the sarcasm anymore.
Posted on 3/4/21 at 9:01 am to Crimson Wraith
Honestly, it is getting harder and harder to tell when these threads are satire.
This one sounds like a Biden EO.
ETA- Sorry, TIMMY. Not trying to steal your thunder.
This one sounds like a Biden EO.
ETA- Sorry, TIMMY. Not trying to steal your thunder.
This post was edited on 3/4/21 at 9:02 am
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