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re: 1000-Lb. 'Sisters’ star Tammy Slaton Comes Out as Pansexual: ‘Love Is Love’

Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:04 pm to
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57548 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

Pansexual = a person you’d rather be hit by a pan than have sex with


...and today's winner of the internet is!
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
19968 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:05 pm to
The emergency room better have very wide doors.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
99640 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:06 pm to
Glad to know she's admitting to going outside the human species
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
48062 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:08 pm to
the ultimate slap in the face to black women everywhere
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22452 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:17 pm to
Pansexual as in, she loves anything served to her in a pan. Pan of pork chops, pan of mac and cheese, pan of cold bacon fat, you name it.
This post was edited on 2/14/21 at 5:18 pm
Posted by Mellow Drama
Out and About and Making Groceries
Member since Aug 2020
4022 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:21 pm to
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coming out as pansexual


What sort of narcissism makes people share what isn't anyone else's business?
Posted by TBubba
Not sure
Member since Sep 2007
1148 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:22 pm to
People kinda smell anyway. But can you imagine the warm waft of chub musk that lurks in between those thighs?
Posted by Rocco Lampone
Raleigh, NC
Member since Nov 2010
3051 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:31 pm to
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So bi...ok.


Well...bi assumes two genders...so I would guess it is now a bigoted term.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
12283 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:32 pm to
So this is how Jabba the Hut would look if he were trans.
Posted by 2020_reVISION
Richmond,VA
Member since Dec 2020
3056 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:33 pm to
A source close to the family, believed to be the previous boyfriend, stated that when he pulled her "panties" down that her "virgina" was still in them. He added that he was unable to pull them back up. Ms.Slaton refused to comment on the matter.
Posted by MarinaTigerEsq
Member since Aug 2019
1330 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:33 pm to
Soooo, she’ll take what she can get. Sounds practical
Posted by AURaptor
South
Member since Aug 2018
11958 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:36 pm to
That’s is the “before“ photo of Jabba the Hutts diet program.
This post was edited on 2/14/21 at 5:36 pm
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
5874 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:36 pm to
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Slaton, who was at a restaurant

I would imagine that is where she lives
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29662 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:38 pm to
Her blood has to be the consistency of gravy
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
18157 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

Tammy Slaton


Every “Tammy” I’ve ever known has been fat.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42923 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:41 pm to
Pansexual means the person will take love/sex from anyone who identifies as anything

It’s like a buffet
Posted by Jon Targaryn
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2016
409 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:41 pm to
She meant planetsexual, as she’s so big she creates her own gravity.
Posted by Torqued Pork
Malvern
Member since Sep 2020
3725 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:42 pm to
You could roll her in flour and it still wouldn't work.
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:46 pm to
Bees and wasps attack her face?
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
25157 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 5:46 pm to
In this case, I'll assume the prefix "pan" refers to global- as in pandemic. In other words she's open to having sex with other planetary moons and objects.

Considering her half-ton frame commands it's own gravitational orbit field, I'd say she's probably made the correct choice.
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