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David Hogg Decides To Win 8 Super Bowls After Hearing Tom Brady Is A Trump Supporter
Posted on 2/10/21 at 1:39 pm
Posted on 2/10/21 at 1:39 pm
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PARKLAND, FL—Gun control activist David Hogg has made a surprise announcement on Twitter. After learning that seven-time Super Bowl champion Tom Brady is a friend and supporter of Donald Trump, Hogg has declared that he will now become a quarterback and win eight Super Bowls to prove “that a progressive can become a football champion.”
Hogg has wasted no time in working toward his goal, tweeting out a request for a good website to learn the rules of football. He has already partnered with some well-known activists to research the different NFL teams to find the one with the least problematic name and pick a number for his jersey that would have the best progressive connotations.
Hogg also says he is on the lookout for a good, unionized coach who doesn’t engage in “toxic masculinity” and can teach him “an offenss[sic] that is LGBTQ-inclusive” -- whatever that means.
Sports experts right now say there is little chance of any NFL team hiring Hogg, though they think he has a better chance than Colin Kaepernick.
Yes it's the Bee, but it's so hard to tell these days
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Posted on 2/10/21 at 1:43 pm to indianswim
David Hogg is one of the ugliest chicks I’ve ever seen.
Posted on 2/10/21 at 1:44 pm to indianswim
Hogg is nothing a good arse-whipping wouldn't have fixed had his parents known anything about parenting.
Posted on 2/10/21 at 1:45 pm to indianswim
That boy looks like a girl
Posted on 2/10/21 at 1:45 pm to Spasweezy
Yep the Arkansas Razorback is the better looking Hogg
Posted on 2/10/21 at 1:47 pm to indianswim
This jack wagon wasnt even at school that day
This post was edited on 2/10/21 at 1:47 pm
Posted on 2/10/21 at 1:47 pm to AggieExile
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That boy looks like a girl
Give it time.
Posted on 2/10/21 at 1:47 pm to indianswim
Saying something that stupid is a cry for help.
Posted on 2/10/21 at 1:48 pm to Spasweezy
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David Hogg is one of the ugliest chicks I’ve ever seen.
Posted on 2/10/21 at 1:50 pm to indianswim
He would be a good towel boy for Tom Brady.
Posted on 2/10/21 at 1:51 pm to indianswim
That is one ugly trans woman
Posted on 2/10/21 at 1:56 pm to AggieExile
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That boy looks like a girl
That dude definitely gets pegged.
Posted on 2/10/21 at 2:00 pm to rented mule
Hogg is smart; he realized, like most DEms with no talent, to embrace the dark side. With the way the World is devolving with the decline in Education and Religion; it’s the way to enrich yourself, on the way out....
Posted on 2/10/21 at 2:01 pm to indianswim
no more appropriate gif than this
apparently he wears that suit more than robert kraft wears the blue shirt with white collar
apparently he wears that suit more than robert kraft wears the blue shirt with white collar
This post was edited on 2/10/21 at 2:03 pm
Posted on 2/10/21 at 2:01 pm to indianswim
what did his pillow company come out to be called?
Posted on 2/10/21 at 2:02 pm to indianswim
He looks like Rachel Maddow
Posted on 2/10/21 at 2:03 pm to Tigerbait357
Maddow still gets more pussy than him.
Posted on 2/10/21 at 2:05 pm to Tigerbait357
she is a better looking man.... and woman than he is.
Posted on 2/10/21 at 2:11 pm to indianswim
New rule changes in the NFL during that period of time.
1. Every NFL game is only one play long.
2. Defenders are not allowed to touch anyone on offense.
3. David Hogg's team always has to be on offense during that one play.
4. As soon as Hogg's team scores first, the game is over and they are declared the victors.
5. A sb ring is given to Hogg's team after every regular season game.
6. Hogg's team will have 16 sb rings at the end of the regular season.
7. "Brady who?"- msm, Democrats, Biden, Hollywood.
1. Every NFL game is only one play long.
2. Defenders are not allowed to touch anyone on offense.
3. David Hogg's team always has to be on offense during that one play.
4. As soon as Hogg's team scores first, the game is over and they are declared the victors.
5. A sb ring is given to Hogg's team after every regular season game.
6. Hogg's team will have 16 sb rings at the end of the regular season.
7. "Brady who?"- msm, Democrats, Biden, Hollywood.
Posted on 2/10/21 at 2:15 pm to indianswim
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unionized coach who doesn’t engage in “toxic masculinity” and can teach him “an offenss[sic] that is LGBTQ-inclusive”
Maybe he ought to be contacting the cheerleading squad
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