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Reasons not to call 911

Posted on 1/25/21 at 8:25 am
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 8:25 am
1. Pastor taking too long on sermon.
2. Cant find keys.
3. Spell check not working.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15877 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 8:26 am to
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Reasons to call 911


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Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 8:27 am to
I don't give a frick. The next time the fricking ice cream machine is down and I can't get a McFlurry, I'm going to call the damn police!
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18064 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 8:29 am to
You have the Wuhan Fluhan.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9867 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 8:31 am to
Someone stole my drugs.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114069 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 8:34 am to
When you start a new job and you ask your new coworkers what is the number to call IT and they tell you 99 11.. Be aware that is 9.. to dial out.. then 911.. And if you don't catch on an actually do dial 911, don't get embarrassed when the police has to come and check it out to confirm it was a mistake.. And then stay mad about it that you end up quitting at the end of the week.

This was done to a guy on a project I was, who worked in another department. This was about 10-12 years ago give or take a few years. I felt bad for the guy, but him getting embarrassed and pissed only made it funnier.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150886 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 8:35 am to
Being late for McDonalds breakfast.


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Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119561 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 9:03 am to
America is devoid of common sense anymore.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67508 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 9:04 am to
Outta Big Macs
McDonalds stopped serving breakfast
Milkshake machine don’t work
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99404 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 9:16 am to
You are in need of assistance, but you own a dog.
Posted by tigafan4life
Member since Dec 2006
48942 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 9:19 am to
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Reasons not to call 911
if the perp is black...
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