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re: Christmas eve dinner with family conversations

Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:32 pm to
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55498 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:32 pm to
quote:

We were only ELEVEN years old!

This is not helping your case.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114236 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:33 pm to
I hope your cousin is super hot.. Otherwise, I wouldn't be telling anyone I tickled my cousin's pussy.
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
8095 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:34 pm to
Christmas dinner tomorrow with the biggest white guilt, America hating dickbag on the planet, which is my brother in law.

Almost had a fistfight at Thanksgiving, so tomorrow should be awesome.

If this thread is still up, tomorrow's post may be interesting.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48709 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:36 pm to
The worst part of the fight was that at first, Debbie's father insisted that I stuck my hand INSIDE her pajamas directly on her private part. That was never true and I don't think that's the way that she told the story to her Mom.

My hand was at all times outside of any and all articles of clothing on the person in question. Her Dad was furious for years. I had to give Debbie's little brother a bunch of my old toys in payment for "damages" just to appease Debbie's dad. One of the toys was an old Lionel train set, that's worth a lot of money now.

I do not feel guilty at all for what happened. If people want to bring up the incident at every Thanksgiving, Christmas or Easter family gathering, then, that's their business.

If just one 11 year old boy can learn a lesson from my Christmas Time story, it might help make it all worth it somehow.

This post was edited on 12/24/20 at 9:38 pm
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48709 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:41 pm to
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I hope your cousin is super hot.. Otherwise, I wouldn't be telling anyone I tickled my cousin's pussy.


We were 11. We didn't know anything about being "hot" or having sex or anything like that. Kids are curious about their bodies. That's all it was.

You probably think that I stuck my hand inside her PJs, but, I know that I didn't.

I'll bet that people in my family bring this up again and again just to mess with me, not because they're horrified or something like that.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114236 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:43 pm to
Bruh! At 11 I knew not to go grab on girls private parts.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48709 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:45 pm to
That's what the whole family has told me for years.
Posted by lsuoilengr
Member since Aug 2008
4794 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:49 pm to
Even for you, this is pretty cringe
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164657 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:52 pm to
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I could tell people wanted to start talking Politics with small little gestures of what's happening but nothing ever escalated

After a couple of drinks I got pretty focused and deliberate with my words and received head nods all around.
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
17901 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:53 pm to
If you had touched her bhole she’d still be texting you.
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
3799 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:53 pm to
Turtle tickler!! Turtle tickler!! Turtle tickler!!!
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1453 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:54 pm to
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Petition to change his username to Child Molester


I vote:
Chester Meaux Lester
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72422 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 10:10 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 9:52 pm
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48709 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 10:24 pm to
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the masturbating your cousin part?


Are we going to talk about this AGAIN this Christmas?
Posted by Notasnitch
Member since Dec 2017
315 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 11:09 pm to
11:00 update
Outside drinking with the men. Hear coyotes barking. Dad goes inside, grabs 308, pops one by a street light
Biden loving woman going nuts saying she didn't know we had guns in the house
Posted by Notasnitch
Member since Dec 2017
315 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 11:12 pm to
Also made sure to drunkenly tell 10 year old cousin to never touch a girl's who who until they're like 15.
Posted by Notasnitch
Member since Dec 2017
315 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 11:13 pm to
And to make sure it's not a cousin
Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
17796 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 11:17 pm to
Why do you care. Ain’t nothing wrong with touching your cousins pussy
Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
7837 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 11:39 pm to
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Also made sure to drunkenly tell 10 year old cousin to never touch a girl's who who until they're like 15.



What if she wants him to and Mikey likes it?
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
29052 posts
Posted on 12/24/20 at 11:43 pm to
Perfectly stated although didn’t think so at first.
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