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re: 5 months sober and need to hear some terrible partying stories.

Posted on 11/13/20 at 10:59 am to
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
3944 posts
Posted on 11/13/20 at 10:59 am to
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Drop kicked the cake at a wedding reception


Please tell me you at least tried to execute a full roundhouse kick before resorting to the drop kick.

Posted by Admiral_Dawg
Member since Jan 2018
136 posts
Posted on 11/13/20 at 11:32 am to
Ate a whole box of knock off Mexican brand viagras at a friends family's house party on New years eve one time as a kid after drinking like a pirate.

Ran down the street in the middle of their quaint suburban neighborhood butt arse naked with a sheet as a cape flapping my arms and screaming CACAW like a bird with a raging boner. His dad had to tackle me and wrangle my arse back inside. Had a boner for 3 days.
This post was edited on 11/13/20 at 11:33 am
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6034 posts
Posted on 11/13/20 at 11:50 am to
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You passed out on Ecstasy? How much did you drink? Good Lord man.


It was bad. I could barely stand up. It was some really pure stuff and not cut with all the typical dirty speed shite you normally get. It’s actually not THAT hard to go to bed on some good stuff
Posted by Cregg
Orange Beach
Member since Jul 2017
2037 posts
Posted on 11/13/20 at 12:58 pm to
Went for a walk early this morning before work and gonna go to a meeting this evening. Lot of strange shite has been going on in my head in early sobriety. Hell I don't know. Life is pretty good right now
Posted by cubsfinger
On The Road
Member since Mar 2017
1582 posts
Posted on 11/13/20 at 12:59 pm to
Haha well without a doubt, it was not intentionally paid for .
Posted by cubsfinger
On The Road
Member since Mar 2017
1582 posts
Posted on 11/13/20 at 1:03 pm to
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Boring story.


Sorry it was not up to your par. I normally would not post in a topic like that but I was trying to help the OP out. Go ahead and tell us your version of a non-boring story about how much your dog likes peanut butter.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35537 posts
Posted on 11/13/20 at 1:03 pm to
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Went for a walk early this morning before work and gonna go to a meeting this evening. Lot of strange shite has been going on in my head in early sobriety. Hell I don't know. Life is pretty good right now
Weirdest thing for me is that I lost my sex drive completely. Then after a month or so it roared back to high school levels.
Posted by 0351dawg
West Georgia
Member since Jan 2018
88 posts
Posted on 11/13/20 at 1:52 pm to
Went a year and a half then started drinking a couple of months ago and quit again because of getting continuous headaches from it and gastritis. Don’t do it it really ain’t worth it. Keep strong.
Posted by Devilsturn
Member since Aug 2020
253 posts
Posted on 11/13/20 at 7:15 pm to
Bro it’s our code to keep those sober when they can’t do it on their own.

But seriously, do your best to be yourself OP. You sound like a POS when drinking.
Posted by Smoke Ring
Scenic Highway Crackhouse
Member since Dec 2010
4253 posts
Posted on 11/13/20 at 7:26 pm to
Body was confused for a bit
Posted by Pierre
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
5289 posts
Posted on 11/13/20 at 7:41 pm to
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Well, other than a heart attack at 41, fatty liver diagnosis at 43, I'm good to go...


quote:

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biohzrd


Checks out
Posted by SMACKYtheFROG
NOLA
Member since Apr 2010
194 posts
Posted on 11/13/20 at 9:02 pm to
Picked up chic-fil-a breakfast burrito at 9am, drove into the building on my way out of the drive through, pulled over shortly after and ended up blowing a .34 .......on a Tuesday ....was getting the breakfast for my wife who was home with the flu. She never got the breakfast, I went to jail and have been sober ever since - 21 months yesterday. Life is great now.
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