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re: Mardi Gras Advisory board throwing out ideas tonught...
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:01 pm to Anaximander
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:01 pm to Anaximander
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This post was edited on 1/13/21 at 8:48 am
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:04 pm to ruzil
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How you gonna catch beads at home?
The parades will be televised in 3-D.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:04 pm to Anaximander
Mardi Gras at Latoya new crib after she cash that CARES check finna be lit. Buhlee dat
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:16 pm to Anaximander
Or OR OR......
Destroya can stop being a mother fricking shithead and move on from this bull shite and have this city go back to the way it was before Covid and have Mardi Gras be the event like it always is.
But Destroya is a count. That will 1000% not happen because, again, she is a count.
Destroya can stop being a mother fricking shithead and move on from this bull shite and have this city go back to the way it was before Covid and have Mardi Gras be the event like it always is.
But Destroya is a count. That will 1000% not happen because, again, she is a count.
This post was edited on 11/5/20 at 9:24 pm
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:23 pm to hombreman9
Friend,
Here are just a few ideas I think would make all Mardi Gras parades more enjoyable and safer. TulaneLSU's Top 10 suggestions to the Mardi Gras advisory board:
10. Require all spectators and riders to take a rapid antigen based covid-19 paper test the day of the parade. Although less sensitive than PCR testing, this is a cheap and quick alternative that likely catches most infectious carriers of the virus. A new branch of public health officers, perhaps the Mardi Gras Covid Posse, could walk through crowds asking to see proof of a recent test. Failure to provide one would result in two options: expulsion from the parade and a fine or the option to go to a pop-up testing site at places along the route and do antigen testing there. Such people would still receive a fine, as a way to encourage people to get tested before the parade. If their test is negative, they can return to the parade.
9. Increase the number of Flambeaux. For tradition's sake, some will continue lighting the night with fire. However, most of the new Flambeaux would hoist torches that emit virus-destroying UV light. Because this light can cause cancer and blindness, adequate sunglasses, clothing, and sunscreen would be required. This point brings us to #8.
8. Dress codes should be required at every parade. Perhaps if people began concerning themselves with honorable outfits, they might take their hygiene more seriously. Men should be outfitted in slacks, a button-up shirt, and a sports coat. Ties are optional. Women should not allow their midriff or shoulders to be visible. Jeans are never acceptable.
7. Hand sanitizer dispensers should be placed on every block of the parade route. They should be refilled regularly. Do not go cheap here. Get the automatic, motion-detected dispenser. No one wants to touch the same lever that thousands of others have touched.
6. Floats should have Christian themes. God saves, and if we are going to celebrate properly this Christian holiday, we should reduce the paganism and increase the great wealth of our heritage.
5. Because marching band members require that their masks be off and their wind instruments spread respiratory secretions in a great cloud, live music would not be possible. Instead, wind instruments, both brass and woodwinds, would record their music and march while lip-syncing. Drummers and those whose music's energy does not come from the mouth could play live.
4. Require N-95 masks of all riders and spectators. If real N-95s are worn properly at all times at a parade, I suspect respiratory virus transmission would be minimal.
3. Once and for all, eliminate ladders and step stools. Children should learn to scrounge for the scraps. Mardi Gras teaches children the discipline of hustling and working for what you want. Ladders do nothing but breed entitled little Napoleons. They are to Mardi Gras what Sucre is to New Orleans baking.
2. No more made in China throws. All throws must be made in America. This rule would eliminate the mounds of waste that help to clog our drains and pollute our landfills. How much more fun would it be to catch glass beads handmade by one of the riders? If anyone would like some ideas, please refer to TulaneLSU's Christmas bead crafting.
1. Eliminate alcohol on parade routes. While we cannot stop people from drinking the drug before they arrive, we can remove inebriated spectators and riders.
Yours,
TulaneLSU
Here are just a few ideas I think would make all Mardi Gras parades more enjoyable and safer. TulaneLSU's Top 10 suggestions to the Mardi Gras advisory board:
10. Require all spectators and riders to take a rapid antigen based covid-19 paper test the day of the parade. Although less sensitive than PCR testing, this is a cheap and quick alternative that likely catches most infectious carriers of the virus. A new branch of public health officers, perhaps the Mardi Gras Covid Posse, could walk through crowds asking to see proof of a recent test. Failure to provide one would result in two options: expulsion from the parade and a fine or the option to go to a pop-up testing site at places along the route and do antigen testing there. Such people would still receive a fine, as a way to encourage people to get tested before the parade. If their test is negative, they can return to the parade.
9. Increase the number of Flambeaux. For tradition's sake, some will continue lighting the night with fire. However, most of the new Flambeaux would hoist torches that emit virus-destroying UV light. Because this light can cause cancer and blindness, adequate sunglasses, clothing, and sunscreen would be required. This point brings us to #8.
8. Dress codes should be required at every parade. Perhaps if people began concerning themselves with honorable outfits, they might take their hygiene more seriously. Men should be outfitted in slacks, a button-up shirt, and a sports coat. Ties are optional. Women should not allow their midriff or shoulders to be visible. Jeans are never acceptable.
7. Hand sanitizer dispensers should be placed on every block of the parade route. They should be refilled regularly. Do not go cheap here. Get the automatic, motion-detected dispenser. No one wants to touch the same lever that thousands of others have touched.
6. Floats should have Christian themes. God saves, and if we are going to celebrate properly this Christian holiday, we should reduce the paganism and increase the great wealth of our heritage.
5. Because marching band members require that their masks be off and their wind instruments spread respiratory secretions in a great cloud, live music would not be possible. Instead, wind instruments, both brass and woodwinds, would record their music and march while lip-syncing. Drummers and those whose music's energy does not come from the mouth could play live.
4. Require N-95 masks of all riders and spectators. If real N-95s are worn properly at all times at a parade, I suspect respiratory virus transmission would be minimal.
3. Once and for all, eliminate ladders and step stools. Children should learn to scrounge for the scraps. Mardi Gras teaches children the discipline of hustling and working for what you want. Ladders do nothing but breed entitled little Napoleons. They are to Mardi Gras what Sucre is to New Orleans baking.
2. No more made in China throws. All throws must be made in America. This rule would eliminate the mounds of waste that help to clog our drains and pollute our landfills. How much more fun would it be to catch glass beads handmade by one of the riders? If anyone would like some ideas, please refer to TulaneLSU's Christmas bead crafting.
1. Eliminate alcohol on parade routes. While we cannot stop people from drinking the drug before they arrive, we can remove inebriated spectators and riders.
Yours,
TulaneLSU
This post was edited on 11/5/20 at 9:40 pm
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:25 pm to Anaximander
quote:
kegs be banned
You either make publ C consumption of alcohol illegal or not. You don’t get to legislate how one is allowed to drink.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:27 pm to TulaneLSU
quote:
10. Require all spectators and riders to take a rapid antigen based covid-19 paper test the day of the parade. Although less sensitive than PCR testing, this is a cheap and quick alternative that likely catches most infectious carriers of the virus. A new branch of public health officers, perhaps the Mardi Gras Covid Posse, could walk through crowds asking to see proof of a recent test. Failure to provide one would result in expulsion from the parade and a fine.
9. Increase the number of Flambeaux. For tradition's sake, some will continue lighting the night with fire. However, most of the new Flambeaux would hoist torches that emit virus-destroying UV light. Because this light can cause cancer and blindness, adequate sunglasses, clothing, and sunscreen would be required. This point brings us to #8.
8. Dress codes should be required at every parade. Perhaps if people began concerning themselves with honorable outfits, they might take their hygiene more seriously. Men should be outfitted in slacks, a button-up shirt, and a sports coat. Ties are optional. Women should not allow their midriff or shoulders to be visible. Jeans are never acceptable.
7. Hand sanitizer dispensers should be placed on every block of the parade route. They should be refilled regularly. Do not go cheap here. Get the automatic, motion-detected dispenser. No one wants to touch the same lever that thousands of others have touched.
6. Floats should have Christian themes. God saves, and if we are going to celebrate properly this Christian holiday, we should reduce the paganism and increase the great wealth of our heritage.
5. Because marching band members require that their masks be off and their wind instruments spread respiratory secretions in a great cloud, live music would not be possible. Instead, wind instruments, both brass and woodwinds, would record their music and march while lip-syncing. Drummers and those whose music's energy does not come from the mouth could play live.
4. Require N-95 masks of all riders and spectators. If real N-95s are worn properly at all times at a parade, I suspect respiratory virus transmission would be minimal.
3. Once and for all, eliminate ladders and step stools. Children should learn to scrounge for the scraps. Mardi Gras teaches children the discipline of hustling and working for what you want. Ladders do nothing but breed entitled little Napoleons. They are to Mardi Gras what Sucre is to New Orleans baking.
2. No more made in China throws. All throws must be made in America. This rule would eliminate the mounds of waste that help to clog our drains and pollute our landfills. How much more fun would it be to catch glass beads handmade by one of the riders? If anyone would like some ideas, please refer to TulaneLSU's Christmas bead crafting.
1. Eliminate alcohol on parade routes. While we cannot stop people from drinking the drug before they arrive, we can remove inebriated spectators and riders.
All this would keep a lot of people home thus solving the problem
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:27 pm to Anaximander
How about we have Toya and her cronies dodge in between tandem floats moving at 20 mph and have massive crowds bet on survivability.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:28 pm to Anaximander
quote:
For example, Cantrell suggested that it might be possible to televise more parades in order to minimize crowds. Stationary floats could be visited by small, timed groups of celebrants, or krewes could partner with restaurants to produce small, COVID-safe events.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:31 pm to Anaximander
None of that will work. Stupid ideas.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:32 pm to fightin tigers
quote:
Mardi Gras floats are not allowed to make fun of Cantrell.
I will be straight up heartbroken if nobody adopts the Latoyazilla gif and makes it a float decoration somewhere.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:39 pm to Anaximander
quote:
though they which often are jammed shoulder to shoulder with krewe members.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:40 pm to Anaximander
quote:
The panel also suggested that riders refrain from dangling "high value" trinkets above spectators, again to avoid drawing large crowds.
What about dangling legs from collapsed hotels?
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:45 pm to The Truth 34
Can I sign up for 2 time slots? Ideally, I would like 6am to 6:10am and then 2:20pm to 2:30pm?
I can be flexible with my afternoon time slot.
I can be flexible with my afternoon time slot.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:47 pm to Anaximander
quote:
also recommended that tents and other structures be prohibited on parade routes,
Ehh, this might actually make people more prone to congregate outside of their inner group.
It would be a better idea to FORCE people to stay under their tents and structures for the duration of the parade rather than that idiotic idea.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:57 pm to Walking the Earth
quote:
How you gonna catch beads at home?
The parades will be televised in 3-D.
Ok. When's the next riot? I need to loot a new 3d wide screen so I can catch some beads.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:59 pm to Anaximander
quote:
Stationary floats
Seems to defeat the whole purpose of a parade.
Why can’t we just let people make their own decisions and laissez les bons temps rouler?
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:59 pm to Dizz
quote:I am dead. Absolutely hilarious.
It would have served her better to lift her leg and rip a massive fart then even suggest that garbage
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:00 pm to Ross
quote:You are the best!
I’m kind of getting there with most of our government entities. These people are incompetent a-holes that take a shite ton of my money and almost everything they touch turns to arse.
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