re: Utah Jazz sold... there's still no Jazz in Utah

How we fix this.

New Orleans gets Jazz back
Utah gets Raptors. Utah is full of fossils and the Utahraptor is actually an enormous raptor and is the state dinosaur of Utah.
Toronto: gets to name their team something Canadian. Which is something Canadians love to do. See: maple leafs, canucks, canadiens,

Who loses here?

Building on this:

Toronto gets the Grizzlies because they have a grizzlies
Memphis gets Kings for Elvia
Losing steam: idk anything Sacramento is know for.

Edit: frick it. Move Sacramento to Seattle and make them the SonicsZ I just fixed all the names in the NBA without creating a new one.

New Orleans Jazz
Utah Raptors
Toronto Grizzlies
Memphis Kings
Seattle Sonics.

Sacramento loses their shitty team.