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Flight attendant to nurses: hold my beer
Posted on 8/11/20 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 8/11/20 at 3:19 pm
She is very acrobatic IG Link
Posted on 8/11/20 at 3:21 pm to Jim Rockford
Pilot just missed the show. Probably hitting it anyways.
Posted on 8/11/20 at 3:21 pm to Jim Rockford
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Posted on 8/11/20 at 3:23 pm to Jim Rockford
Before Covid I flew a lot. The old hot stewardess had been replaced with the gay dude. I’ll stick with the child molesting hot teacher.
Posted on 8/11/20 at 3:30 pm to BabyTac
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The old hot stewardess had been replaced with the gay dude.
You just need to fly the right airlines. Might I suggest Emirates or Singapore Airlines?
Posted on 8/11/20 at 3:34 pm to Jim Rockford
That's not gonna get my Tito's bloody mary mix with 2 vodkas on my seat tray any faster.
Posted on 8/11/20 at 3:55 pm to Kafka
She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie
Always on the ball, she's always on strike
Struttin' up the aisle, big deal, you get to fly
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
Paid my fare, don't want to complain
You get to me, you're always outta champagne
Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie
'Cause you ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky, oh hoh
And the sign says, "Thank you very much for not smoking"
My own sign says, "I'm sorry, I'm smokin'"
Don't treat me special or don't kiss my arse
Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class
Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
A real union flight attendant, my oh my
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
Oh oh, ba ba, oh oh, ba ba, oh oh, ba, ba, oh oh
Always on the ball, she's always on strike
Struttin' up the aisle, big deal, you get to fly
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
Paid my fare, don't want to complain
You get to me, you're always outta champagne
Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie
'Cause you ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky, oh hoh
And the sign says, "Thank you very much for not smoking"
My own sign says, "I'm sorry, I'm smokin'"
Don't treat me special or don't kiss my arse
Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class
Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
A real union flight attendant, my oh my
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
Oh oh, ba ba, oh oh, ba ba, oh oh, ba, ba, oh oh
Posted on 8/11/20 at 4:20 pm to Dandy Lion
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waitress in the sky
Thank you Mr. Westerberg
Posted on 8/11/20 at 4:46 pm to Jim Rockford
Yep, my uncle was w/ Delta 33 years..in Dallas..before DFW was constructed they flew out Love Field...Barcelona Apts nothing but pilots and stews. I spent a summer there, he was gone most of the time...wild stuff and great memories.
Posted on 8/11/20 at 4:54 pm to SalE
I see a lot of flight attendants on Tinder. You know if they're only staying overnight and using Tinder, they are DTF.
...or just looking for a free meal.
...or just looking for a free meal.
Posted on 8/11/20 at 5:41 pm to Jim Rockford
I watched it a half dozen times and I still can’t figure out how she keeps that skirt from moving...
Posted on 8/11/20 at 5:52 pm to Spankum
Flew to Japan & back on a Japanese airline. All.....all....the flight attendants were slim & trim & the lowest I saw was a 9. Landed in Long Beach from Tokyo, caught American, and at least 5 6 had a difficult time walking/ fitting down the aisle.
Posted on 8/11/20 at 5:57 pm to Spankum
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I still can’t figure out how she keeps that skirt from moving
Velcro on the thighs.
Posted on 8/11/20 at 5:58 pm to SalE
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Yep, my uncle was w/ Delta 33 years..in Dallas..before DFW was constructed they flew out Love Field...Barcelona Apts nothing but pilots and stews. I spent a summer there, he was gone most of the time...wild stuff and great memories.
The Parking Spot at Love Field used to be a good place to meet women. Help them with their luggage and get those digits.
Posted on 8/11/20 at 6:20 pm to steverehage
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Thank you Mr. Westerberg
Song's about his sister, he was trolled her properly.
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