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What does Biden have to do to get your vote?

Posted on 8/3/20 at 6:35 pm
Posted by Goldbondage
Member since Mar 2020
744 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 6:35 pm
I’m not talking about the national presidential election, for obvious reasons. But for what job would you vote him in?

Number caller at the local bingo hall? Nah.

Filling up bowls of food at the animal shelter?? Eh...

Walmart greeter? Hmm...

What job does he have to do for you to vote for him? Pray tell.
Posted by AU86
Member since Aug 2009
26257 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 6:36 pm to
Dog catcher?
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18330 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 6:37 pm to
I got nothing
Posted by Forever
Member since Dec 2019
6871 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 6:37 pm to
Definitely not daycare worker
Posted by Wtxtiger
Gonzales la
Member since Feb 2011
7273 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 6:39 pm to
I would vote Biden to be the human test subject to see how long a person can live completely submerged in cat shite. I’m talking laying on the bottom of a 10 foot deep pool
Posted by jkylejohnson
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2016
14602 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 6:40 pm to
Pepperidge Farm Commercial
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 6:41 pm to
He's clearly the best candidate for experimental dementia drug testing.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 6:42 pm to
There is no way I would ever vote for the buffoon that caused Robert Gates to resign in disgust.
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
28160 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 6:43 pm to
he could be a good qc guy for shampoo
Posted by Wtxtiger
Gonzales la
Member since Feb 2011
7273 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

Definitely not daycare worker


I wouldn’t want to see him around any kids, especially young girls. You can imagine what that perverted creepy old frick has done in his life. You can bet your arse he has serious skeletons in his closet from trips to the Far East and Middle East where those bastards molest kids as part of their culture.
Posted by LetsgoGamecocks
Member since Sep 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 6:45 pm to
Grave digger
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
29081 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 6:47 pm to
Official Jello pudding taster and diaper filler.
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
Steam Tunnel at UNC-G
Member since Apr 2009
2046 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 6:50 pm to
I don’t plan on voting democrat until I die, then I’ll vote Democrat for eternity.
Posted by PhoenixLSUTiger
Phoenix, AZ
Member since Dec 2007
1410 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 7:27 pm to
Stay alive.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

What does Biden have to do to get your vote?


for dimrats, just be alive in november, and maybe not even that would be required to get their votes
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20653 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 8:16 pm to
Nothing. He is too brain damaged to get my vote for ANYTHING.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
14820 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 8:19 pm to
Brain transplant
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 8:19 pm to
Maybe step down for a Yang/Tulsi ticket?
Posted by TigerNAtux
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
18617 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 8:21 pm to
Pay me $5 million dollars.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55302 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 8:21 pm to
Put me on the payroll of Ukrainian gas companies like his son.
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