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Your best impromptu dad joke
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:32 pm
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:32 pm
Wife and I are laying in bed drinking coffee and watching TV one Saturday morning. A commercial for some new sparkling water comes on.
Her: "wow everyone is making a sparkling water now"
Me: "Would you say the market is saturated?"
Love a good dad joke, post em up.
Her: "wow everyone is making a sparkling water now"
Me: "Would you say the market is saturated?"
Love a good dad joke, post em up.
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Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:33 pm to BoogaBear
quote:
dad joke
You misspelled bad
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:35 pm to BoogaBear
I bet her market has not been saturated in some time
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:36 pm to BoogaBear
Son if the founders of this country knew then what I know now they would have picked their own cotton.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:36 pm to PrivatePublic
Why do crows never get hit by automobiles when they're eating roadkill?
Because there is always another one in a tree going " Caw, Caw "
Because there is always another one in a tree going " Caw, Caw "
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:36 pm to Rouge
I apologize let's talk about covid instead of pun jokes
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:39 pm to BoogaBear
quote:I thought my joke was pretty good
apologize let's talk about covid instead of pun jokes
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:39 pm to BoogaBear
You know what a shepherd’s favorite song is?
Nothing compares 2 Ewe
Nothing compares 2 Ewe
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:39 pm to BoogaBear
quote:
Wife and I are laying in bed drinking coffee and watching TV
TV in the bedroom is a bad move.
This post was edited on 7/29/20 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:40 pm to BoogaBear
quote:
Her: "wow everyone is making a sparkling water now"
Me: "Would you say the market is saturated?"
You left out her response:
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:40 pm to BoogaBear
I got in the canoe and my wife said which paddle do you want? The red one or the blue one?
I told her either oar.
I told her either oar.
This post was edited on 7/29/20 at 7:42 pm
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:42 pm to BoogaBear
One St. Paddy:s Day i saw a chick wearing socks that said "pinch me im Irish".
I went up to her and said "that doesnt make any sense. The socks are green and then they are saying to pinch you....but theyre green so i shouldnt based on the rules.....that pair o' socks is par o' dox"
i was proud of myself.
I went up to her and said "that doesnt make any sense. The socks are green and then they are saying to pinch you....but theyre green so i shouldnt based on the rules.....that pair o' socks is par o' dox"
i was proud of myself.
This post was edited on 7/29/20 at 7:43 pm
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:43 pm to JumpingTheShark
Three legged dog walks into a saloon. And says " I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:45 pm to Mainieri Fan
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:51 pm to PrivatePublic
All dad jokes are bad by default. That’s the fun in them.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:52 pm to BoogaBear
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:53 pm to BoogaBear
You're so bright, I call you son.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:54 pm to BoogaBear
What do Michael Jackson and clam chowder have in common?
They both come with little white crackers.
My dad was a little more risqué.
They both come with little white crackers.
My dad was a little more risqué.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:55 pm to BoogaBear
What do you call a Batman who skips church?
Christian Bale
Christian Bale
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:56 pm to BoogaBear
Me: There’s a new pirate movie on tonight but y’all can’t watch it
Kids: Why dad?
Me: Because it’s rated at Rrrrrrrrr
Kids: Why dad?
Me: Because it’s rated at Rrrrrrrrr
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