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Australian Man Kills Snake With Knife & Seatbelt
Posted on 7/7/20 at 12:31 pm
Posted on 7/7/20 at 12:31 pm
This guy killed one of the deadliest snakes known to man. While driving and with only a knife and seatbelt. HELL NO. I would have jumped out of that vehicle and suffered any consequences with bailing out doing 70 MPH
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Posted on 7/7/20 at 12:32 pm to Miketheseventh
And I scream like a little girl when a wasp gets in the car with me.
I'm a failure.
I'm a failure.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 12:41 pm to Miketheseventh
"I think it has bitten me, it was in the car with me,”
[Jimmy] can be heard saying in police video released Tuesday. “You can feel my heart, mate.
"Although the traffic officer had heard his fair share of excuses for speeding, he soon realized this was not just another colorful tale....
"Paramedics arrived and determined that while Jimmy had not been bitten, he was suffering from shock."
Posted on 7/7/20 at 12:53 pm to Miketheseventh
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This guy killed one of the deadliest snakes known to man. While driving and with only a knife and seatbelt. HELL NO. I would have jumped out of that vehicle and suffered any consequences with bailing out doing 70 MPH
I just read this and was about to post it. And I'm with you brother, I would have bailed out with the quickness. A friend once told me, a snake doesn't have to bite you to kill you.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 12:58 pm to Miketheseventh
quote:How can a snake hold a knife??
Man Kills Snake With Knife & Seatbelt
Posted on 7/7/20 at 1:03 pm to Miketheseventh
Wtf does this guy have on the Clintons I wonder.
This post was edited on 7/7/20 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 7/7/20 at 1:05 pm to Huey Lewis
At the very least, that truck is going to need a new driver's seat.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 1:05 pm to Miketheseventh
I’m trying to figure out how the seatbelt was used. I have this idea in my head that he somehow managed to wrap it around the snake to gain control, but then it makes me wonder exactly how long the seatbelt is. Also trying to picture this guy swinging a big arse knife around in the truck while speeding down the road.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 1:15 pm to Miketheseventh
I pulled back my shower curtain one morning and there was a water snake in my tub. Whacked him with a broom handle.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 1:17 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
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I’m trying to figure out how the seatbelt was used. I have this idea in my head that he somehow managed to wrap it around the snake to gain control, but then it makes me wonder exactly how long the seatbelt is. Also trying to picture this guy swinging a big arse knife around in the truck while speeding down the road.
I'm wondering all of those things too. Not to mention, how in the hell does a professional assassin miss striking its victim at point blank range?
Posted on 7/7/20 at 1:29 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
This story leaves so many questions that I need answers to. The cops pulled him over for speeding but the snake is in the back of the truck. After slicing and dicing, did he toss it out the window and into the back while hauling arse? Did he manage to get stopped and then got busy on the side of the road? We need video.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 1:37 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
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The driver, identified only as “Jimmy,” claimed a brown snake had slithered its way through his truck’s gear shift and attacked him.
I'll bet that opening in his floor board gets repaired quickly.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 1:40 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
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claimed a brown snake had slithered its way through his truck’s gear shift and attacked him.
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a brown snake
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brown
Uh oh.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 1:54 pm to NYNolaguy1
How did he kill a snake with a knife without it biting him? Wtf
Posted on 7/7/20 at 2:47 pm to LSURussian
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How can a snake hold a knife??
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