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re: Mike Tyson is a freak

Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:08 am to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136952 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:08 am to
quote:

Phil, Vijay, I could go on and on



Duval was a beast in his prime
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3978 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:08 am to
Maybe because tiger was busy doing shite like this.



The fact that Tiger was winning so commandingly is evidence of how god damn good and ahead of the game he was. The competition he did shite like the above to was just as stiff, if not more so than what Jack faced.
This post was edited on 6/27/20 at 11:10 am
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
110063 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:10 am to
One of my favorite Roast jokes was from Anthony Jeselnik towards Tyson:

“Mike Tyson, you’re my favorite boxer of all time. I don’t even want to stand up here and make fun of you. Besides, what can you say about Mike Tyson that wasn’t already the title of a Richard Pryor Album”

Richard Pryor’s Discography

And here’s a joke Comedy Central wouldn’t allow Jeselnik to say and likely saved his life: YouTube
Posted by jackieMoon55
Member since Feb 2018
815 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:13 am to
That’s some funny shite.
“We are on live tv”
“What are you gonna do about it”
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22536 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:13 am to
quote:

Widely considered one of the most overrated boxers in history.


This is a gigantic lie.
Posted by jackieMoon55
Member since Feb 2018
815 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:15 am to
That guy has some balls for saying that shite
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:15 am to
quote:

Ehhhhhh......would not go that far


Your opinion means nothing.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136952 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:19 am to
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Widely considered one of the most overrated boxers in history.


This is a gigantic lie.


Oh really?

Did he beat Holyfield?

Did he beat Lewis?

You have a huge hole in your resume when your best victory of all time is beating Michael Spinks.
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:19 am to
He's pretty quick, but I could take him.

It'd be just like fighting a bobcat.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136952 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:20 am to
quote:

Your opinion means nothing


Thanks for the warning that discussions with you are not worth my time.
Posted by Hamma1122
Member since Sep 2016
19922 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:20 am to
Wow
Posted by Hamma1122
Member since Sep 2016
19922 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:21 am to
Hate on hater
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
5046 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:27 am to
The what are you gonna do about is hysterical when you can immediately answer the question. It' one of those universal questions that require you to consider your place in the food chain.
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
49165 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:40 am to


Yeah no competition at all

Look at that leaderboard 20 major championships between the first page runner ups.....
This post was edited on 6/27/20 at 11:43 am
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
204294 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:41 am to
There ya go. And Buster Douglas beat the crap out of him.
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3978 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:46 am to
Thank you! Tiger was so good that some people just assume everybody he played against must have sucked for him to win by those margins.

Kinda reminds me of the first half of the season for some other tigers...
This post was edited on 6/27/20 at 11:49 am
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20181 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:49 am to
The power in his short right or left was incredible.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22536 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:52 am to
quote:

Oh really? Did he beat Holyfield? Did he beat Lewis? You have a huge hole in your resume when your best victory of all time is beating Michael Spinks.


So what, he lost to Evander and Lennox. That doesn't devalue the greatness of his career. Two time junior Olympics gold medalist as an amateur. Won his first nineteen professional fights by KO. The youngest champion in heavyweight history. The first heavyweight in history to unify all belts. The only fighter to KO Larry Holmes.
Tyson is barely five foot ten, and not much over two hundred pounds. The only other fighter of his stature to defend a heavyweight title as many times as Mike was Joe Frazier. Tyson was a midget in a division filled with the largest, hardest hitting men in boxing. Not only was he successful against men who towered over him, he destroyed most of them with speed, quickness, power, defense and ferocity that was unmatched. You can say you don't like Mike, that's perfectly fine. But to say he's one of the most overrated boxers ever is a damn lie. If anything, he's underrated at this point in time.
This post was edited on 6/27/20 at 11:55 am
Posted by tiger81
Brentwood, TN.
Member since Jan 2008
18971 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:55 am to
Tyson in his prime would have murdered anyone out there today. You can only beat who's in front of you. As for Busta Douglas, it was his day.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
204294 posts
Posted on 6/27/20 at 11:58 am to
Wow. He knocked out a 50 year old Larry Holmes. He destroyed a bunch of softies. Stinks knew he had zero chance even before he got into the ring.
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