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The GOAT- another original tribute to Joe Burreaux and the 2019 Tiger Champs

Posted on 5/1/20 at 3:10 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124655 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 3:10 am



The GOAT

If ever there’s been,
Truth in something I wrote,
It’s five little words,
“Joe Burreaux is the GOAT”

But son if I told you,
On the day that he came,
No One would have believed,
And it’s truly a shame,

If you’ll give me some time,
I’ll tell you what I’ve learned,
How a boy from Ohio,
Taught us greatness, is EARNED

‘Cause when life throws haymakers,
Never give in to doubt,
When you’re flat on your back,
You’re just down, you’re not OUT.

You should pay them no mind,
Those that tell you you can’t,
For the seeds of defeat,
Will take root like a plant,

If Joe had decided,
The naysayers were right,
That he wasn’t enough,
Like a lesser man might,

No one would know his name,
Nor would I write his story,
But he dared still to dream,
And fought each step to glory,

In Joe, Coach O saw something,
Most would miss at first glance,
Sometimes all a man needs,
Is a second, fresh chance,

Perhaps it was because,
O had been in his shoes,
When no one thinks you’re worthy,
You’ve got nothing to lose,

And the road’s never easy,
When the going gets rough,
If you falter, they’ll tell you,
You ain’t good enough,

You can let losses break you,
Or from losing well learn,
How to fix your mistakes,
Get back up and return,

Just as the darkest night,
Is dispelled by the day,
Winners never give up,
And return to the fray,

So with spit in their eye,
Lessons learned from the past,
Treating each coming battle,
Like it could be their last,

Going balls to the wall,
With no hint of surrender,
Giving all those in witness,
Victories to remember,

Those who play not to lose,
Are with swift time forgot,
Those who seize destiny,
Against all odds, are not,

And no matter how humble,
Or titan, the foe,
They left no score unsettled,
LSU, Joe and O,

When the season began,
They were long odds to bet,
But when all’s said and done,
Not a soul would forget,

How the Tigers had roared,
On each side of the ball,
How the team with no chance,
In the end, won it all,

How they went from dark horses,
To sweeping the awards,
But to prove them all wrong,
Was the sweetest reward,

Now the doing’s all done,
All the records are broken,
When folks speak of the greatest,
There’s no argument spoken,

And the boy from Ohio,
Who they said couldn’t hack it,
Now stands as the champ,
At the end of the bracket,

And the Coach that was laughed at,
Now he has the last chuckle,
For he ground down the greats,
Under his coonass knuckles,

And there’s no ounce of falsehood,
In these words that I wrote,
There ain’t no competition,
BIG DICK JOE IS THE GOAT

This post was edited on 5/1/20 at 8:43 pm
Posted by tigerintexas777
the lake
Member since Sep 2013
1312 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 4:12 am to
Roses are red, violets are blue
We beat Bama
RTWFU
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
5592 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 4:38 am to
Overwritten.
Posted by More&Les
Member since Nov 2012
14684 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 6:07 am to
You repeated yourself repeatedly and said other things twice

Perhaps a bit of brevity would have been nice.
Posted by Wtxtiger
Gonzales la
Member since Feb 2011
7257 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 6:21 am to
Posted by mofungoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
4583 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 6:23 am to
He came down from Ohio, on his shoulder was a chip.

They said he was not good enough to win a Championship.

So they sat him on the bench, and said, "here's where you'll stay".

Then he came to LSU, and Coach O let him play...

Posted by 75helpmacpack
atlanta
Member since Dec 2012
821 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:08 am to
Give me a f..kin break...
Posted by DEG
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2009
10548 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:25 am to
Posted by EulerRules
Member since Dec 2019
1146 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 5:33 pm to
In this time of Covid
I'm glad to see Ovid
Inspired your hidden muse.
Ignore all the abuse.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124655 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

Brevity




It’s stanzas my man.


Posted by JHH4LSU
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2018
345 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

Roses are red, violets are blue We beat Bama RTWFU


lol I would have upvoted this 600 times!
Posted by The First Cut
Member since Apr 2012
14012 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:19 pm to
Posted by tigercross
Member since Feb 2008
4918 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:21 pm to
quote:

Don’t pay them any mind, Those that tell you you can’t, For the seeds of defeat, Will take root like a plant,


Wouldn’t this work better in terms of length and meter?

“You should pay them no mind/those who say that you can’t/else the seeds of defeat/will take root like a plant”

This post was edited on 5/1/20 at 8:24 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124655 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:43 pm to
Good input. Thanks, I changed it
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124655 posts
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

Overwritten.



How do you mean?
Posted by More&Les
Member since Nov 2012
14684 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 8:16 am to
quote:


It’s stanzas my man


Way too many of them, my man
Posted by 1badboy
In space
Member since Jul 2014
8103 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 9:12 am to
Greatest QB to attend LSU!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124655 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

Way too many of them, my man





Awwww geez man, sorry you can’t grasp more than doctor Seuss level stuff.

It’s shorter than “the night before Christmas” or “the raven”

Were those too many stanzas?
Posted by KC Tiger
Member since Sep 2006
4621 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:34 pm to
quote:

Awwww geez man, sorry you can’t grasp more than doctor Seuss level stuff.

It’s shorter than “the night before Christmas” or “the raven”

Were those too many stanzas?


Are you seriously comparing your 4th grade level rhyming to the historical writings of Edgar Allen Poe? If yes, you're deluded. If no, why would you bring it up?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124655 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 11:07 pm to
Not at all. I’m just suggesting that it isn’t really that long.
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